Evan Bernstein

Let me tell you about buttons real quick.

I took the shirt out of my closet, had to unbutton it to basically get it off the hanger, had to rebutton it again to pack it.

When I got it out, when we arrived at our destination and I had to unpack it, I put it back on the hanger.

I have to unbutton it in order to put it on myself and rebutton it to put it back onto me.

Then I have to take it off by unbuttoning it, putting it back on the hanger again, and then buttoning it again before I repack it and then bringing it back home.

I had to go eight times.

I had to unbutton or button the shirt to wear it once.

Yeah.

And there's buttons on the cuffs and there's buttons on the sleeves and there's buttons on the collars.

I fastened 58 buttons this weekend to wear a shirt one time.

This is what I hate about buttons.

You know how many days of my life I've probably wasted in buttoning things?

It's probably a week.

I will bet you it's a week.

I'll bet you it's a week.

Appreciate that.

Intelligence cannot be present without understanding.

No computer has any awareness of what it does.

Roger Penrose, back in supposedly 1989, said this.

Yeah.