Evan Hafer

She's like, well, so you work for the State Department, but what is it that you actually do, right?

I'm like, you're not a janitor, obviously.

I'm like, ah, you know, we...

We train assistant advisor or something.

And then after a while, you know, getting to know her, you know, six months or however long we'd known each other, we were driving down the road and I was like, I actually work for the CIA.

And she's like, I know.

What are you, a fucking idiot?

I'm like, yeah, that's fair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's funny because even now today, right, it's like a lot of my friends will come by that I haven't seen for years.

And she always has the same kind of, like, eye roll.

It's like, okay, you guys are going to be up until, like, 2 in the morning.

Like...

drinking at the kitchen table, talking shit about everybody that you used to work with.

Yeah, that's right.

It's like, and it's so dramatic, right?

It's like, it's such a sewing circle at times with people and it's all the same people are the same regardless of your profession.

It's like, they're always talking shit and that guy's a good dude, that guy's not.

Oh, it happens all the time in D.C.