Evan Hafer

And it doesn't really matter what party or wherever you go.

You always have the guy.

And it's so funny because I would go to, you know, whatever party X. And depending on the venue, it might be like State Department, FBI or whomever.

And you can always tell who works for whom.

And it's always like they're always trying to...

out jockey each other for who works for the better government service and i used to always tell people i was a janitor so they would leave me alone and uh i'm a janitor at northrop grumman like why are you here like kind of a thing my god that's what i do it's you know it's my passion i love them shit shit stripes and toilets man i gotta wipe them out

and but then the the all the other guys were like jockeying for like fbi or state department or wherever they're going and then it's always the guys like i can't tell you who i work for and you're like oh then you just sit back and listen you're like let me hear where this guy's going this is gonna be a fun one you know like get a couple of drinks at them yeah yeah yeah and it's just full of shit you're just like so full of shit well that's the thing about

But that's a super funny character, right?

Not that guy.

But a fake black belt.

But a fake martial artist.

What was that?

There was a movie years ago where it was like One Foot, The Way of One Foot or something.

Have you ever watched that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, with Danny McFry.

Yeah, that's awesome.

And it was fucking hilarious, man.

And it's like that guy, that character, that strip mall martial artist is just a piece of shit.

How many years did you do that?