Eve Ellenbogen
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Podcast Appearances
If I talk to the mirror...
Listen, I'm like a real basic bitch in some ways.
If I talk to the mayor, I'm like, you're doing great.
Like, that's what I do to the mayor.
And then I'm like, you just cut those banks.
And then I have to deal with you being like, what's going on?
Well, I was coping, is what I'm trying to say.
I was coping with my hair.
I'm better than all of you, all right?
Good evening, Kill Tony people.
I am Sharon Ruth Hensley, and I am deeply disappointed that I have aged out of being a sugar baby.
Had I known all the ways life was not going to work out for me, I'd have been cool with being kept.
Now, all the men who can afford me want teenagers, which is super stupid.
I passed the Perry part of menopause a while ago.
You're not going to knock me up.
I can't sue you for child support.
I will understand your 80s references because I was alive then.