Eve Ellenbogen
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Keep playing in the kiddie pool.
Did y'all know there's a bunch of dudes out there paying big bucks for sweaty socks?
I wear a nine and a half and have hyperhidrosis.
Someone should have told me sooner.
I'm going to be able to keep myself.
I'm from Texas, so I'm a carnivore.
I refer to it as the cesspool.
Y'all know it as San Antonio?
I can kill my own deer and hang it up and gut it and skin it and cook all the good parts.
My uncle was a career Marine Scout sniper, and he trained me on a ranch in Fredericksburg.
I'm probably one of the few people that you know that has shot somebody.
Bear County Jail let a prisoner out on work release and didn't bother to check to see if he had a job.
So he took a via bus to my house and cut my phone on electricity and got himself shot.
He specifically told me it was so I couldn't call for help.
No, I'm old, so it was before I had a cell phone.
Well, no, he was outside trying to get in.