Fan at Orange Bowl

Hey, Dan, it's cold. And we're at the Ohio State-Michigan game. And I can't wear my topes. It's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra. OK. It's been a while since you've beat the team up north. How have the last few years been?

So not so fun note, after the game, Michigan went to plant the flag in the Ohio State field and all the Ohio State players started fighting with the Michigan.

The cops showed up, pepper sprayed everyone, including Rose. Rose pepper sprayed everyone.

They lost to Northern Illinois. Who the f*** is Northern Illinois? After we lost to Northern Illinois, we've won 11 games in a row. And 10 of those 11 were convincingly wins.

Well, they didn't lose to Notre Dame. Notre Dame lost to Northern Illinois.

They did not. Notre Dame lost to Northern Illinois.

Whoever wins today should play for the national championship. Absolutely.

You confused me with the question. Sorry.

Marcus Freeman is a great coach.

I don't know about that. He's a terrific, I'm going to talk about football. He's a terrific football coach. I think he's like at least a seven, seven and a half.