Fancy
speaker
1,421 appearances
20 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 1 Jun
Fancy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 1.
Appearances
What's going on? Möchtest du Bung Joon Ho treffen?
You gotta get over that, dude. You're 52.
You have to accept the fact that that's a reality. Like our good friend Nick Christ. He was looking for love. He's been in and out. He fell in love deeply with someone who has a kid. Life is good.
And he's been a wonderful... I don't even know what the labels are now, but... Dude, you have to get over the fact, you are at an age, you are going to meet someone with a kid.
Well, but the good news is, if they're teens, that means they're gonna be 18 and be out of the house soon. Then you got the house to yourself again. So you're really just planning, find a woman with a kid who's 16, 17. Then you're in good shape.
Ja. Ja, ja, ja.
Well, tell them at the door, I don't want to pay cover, I'm trying to have a baby with all these girls.
During the lap dance... I'll give you 50 grand to have my child and let me keep it. Und dann musst du nicht involviert sein. Das passiert auf der anderen Seite, übrigens. Es gibt Frauen, die sagen, ich will ein Baby mit dir haben, aber ich will dich nicht involviert sein in das Leben des Babys. Warum kann ein Mann das nicht machen?
Ich weiß nicht, ob jemand, der einen Stripper hat, das machen würde.
Wer ist das? By the way, this is not to say, dancers, you are well respected. You are well respected, yeah. I'm just saying. There should be, I just created an app. There's an app. No, we created an app. What is it? Women that want to do that. Women that want to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please download Women that want to do that.
It's called No Mommy, Yes Papi. Yes. No Mommy, Yes Papi. Right, and then you go, how much? You know, you do, you know. It's the same. There is surrogacy, right? There is for people that can't have kids, you look at the surrogacy.
You want to have sex with them.
I think it's a little bit of a problem, I'm not gonna lie. Why? I don't think they do that. Oh, they don't do that? You gotta pay them a lot more, I would imagine. Extra 25? I think it's more than that. 50 grand. I'd say maybe more.
Okay, or be like Carlos, get a call girl. Get a call girl.
Right, then you'll match up with someone well. Yeah, yeah. You raise a kid solo. Or you could take someone's kid. Steal Whitney's kid. Oh, yeah. Free kid.
Who's got a lot of kids? Is there a comic with a lot of kids? George Kimmel. You don't want those kids.
Can you really? I don't think so.
Can you? Can't men have babies now? They're allowed to, legally here. Not in any of the states that I respect. Both biological trans men are capable of becoming pregnant. Yeah, because you can implant a uterus?
No, no, no, that's trans men, meaning, yeah, they have a uterus already. You can't implant the fucking uterus and cut it out. Bobby's dream come true. Bobby's dream come true is just like a uterus in a fucking vacuum, in like a tube. Well, in an Xbox. Yeah. Put a uterus in the back, I'll fuck the Xbox. God, this guy blowing a schnoz. What's going on, dude?
Our producer, no joke, is sick literally twice a month. I bet I will say. Yeah. Very, very happy. Very happy. With what? That the weather is getting nice. Because I was traveling around, I come back to LA and I go, ooh, that feels good.
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