Felipe Esparza
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919 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Felipe Esparza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Me too.
How do you make that funny? I don't sometimes.
That's funny you said the verge of war. When you first started doing stand-up comedy, there's been a lot of verges of real wars, huh?
Desert Shield was with Norman Schwarzkopf.
It just happened at night, right? We started watching the air raids.
What did I fire for? Or tell you the truth, I kind of forgot myself. My favorite one is the unforgiving, man. When a guy is crying, could he kill somebody? He goes, that's what happens when you kill a man. You take away all he ever wanted and all he ever had.
Outlaw Josie Wells.
I like that line when he goes in there to get those people that killed Morgan Freeman. You just shot an unarmed man. He should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his place with a friend of mine.
Yeah.
That's what I think about now. When I watch those movies now, like Gangs of New York, I look towards somebody, man, it fucking stinks out there. People are ignoring the fucking stink. There's a rotting body right there.
And the little napkin that they had on the big white wig people, they had a little canker shift. And they would just carry it, bro. And they would have perfume on it. They would put it in their nose so they wouldn't have to smell like the poor people.
And nobody had a job picking it up yet.
And throw in like shit water out of a... Look at this. That's all shit.
Oh, man, when I was at my grandma's house in Mexico, they still had an outhouse. They didn't have no plumbing.
Soil men who carted away of America's waste.
And meanwhile you're reading.
Yeah.
And you're in Italy reading books talking about the streets are made of gold.
What a shitty job.
Imagine. Those are the men.
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