Felipe Esparza
speaker
919 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Felipe Esparza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Smallpox.
And they come over to- They're probably having sex with each other.
Crazy, huh?
So unhealthy. I know, man. Like, I think about that pirate... I don't know, one of the pirates. Blackbeard? Blackbeard, man. He was full of gonorrhea. Oh, that. And he would drop mercury on his penis to cure his diseases on his penis. Oh, my God. Because that's all they had.
He probably was on a pirate ship somewhere, met a voodoo doctor and said, hey, man, mercury, put it in your dick.
Somebody needs to do a movie about that guy. Imagine, man. He had the money to put Mercury in his dick. The rest of the crew probably didn't. So they're out there fucking everything, man. Fucking shut up.
A lot of the clips that I watched are from other people sharing them.
Wow, that's amazing to think of something like that and it still works.
I've only seen it in a thermometer.
So how did they do it? Did a pool of it?
A hundred tons. How did Blackbeard find this shit? Well, that wasn't Blackbeard.
How did he find mercury back then? That's the urethral device. Shiver me timbers.
And that's a saying, right? Shiver me timbers?
Man, you're probably drawing it in the map. Don't go over there, man. If you're going to go to this island, take lots of mercury.
This is what I heard.
People like putting stuff on their butts.
I did a show at Lompoc State Penitentiary, and one of the guards told me that some guy made a vibrator out of seven handballs. You know, the void. Oh, my God. And he taped them all up. And then what happened? How do you guys know? Well, he didn't tie them up too good, and they were all stuck in there. I had to take them all out.
Yeah, because he didn't put enough wrapping, I guess. Oh, no.
Yeah.
Like five, whatever. How many balls make this? And you thought he was hiding a knife.
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