Felipe Esparza
speaker
919 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Felipe Esparza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That's crazy, man.
I twisted my ankle, man. Now I want a moose to fuck me in the ass.
been knocked out really bad. But that's crazy to get, like, get knocked out of the fuck out and you wake up and goes, is there a horse nearby? Because I'm really horny right now.
But that goes back to your old joke, man. The old joke to say, hey, you take a break today.
You know what I said when you had that joke about the Playboy Mansion, and you said that, what's his name, whatever, he would have, every once in a while, a gay will pop in. And then the punchline was, nah, man, you take a break.
Take a break. You take a break. Yeah, relax. You get a little crazy. Yeah, you fucking 10 shakes a day. You're not for a guy. You take a break.
Gary Busey was in a head injury, right? A bad one. I wonder what he's up to.
He said, nah, I want a Seabiscuit. You could be a food blogger. Nah, ponies.
Nah, I want to be Willie Shoemaker.
Black stallion.
Telephone why could we see his shoes through his mouth?
Some people say also that the CIA did it. Jimi Hendrix.
They always say that.
You qualify for aluminum sidings.
I think they think you get to a certain age, 50, and they think you're gullible to these tricks now.
They say to 22-year-olds, hey, man, you want to fix your home? Or do you have a home?
There was a guy in La Ale that was calling women at their jobs and telling them they had won something, and he convinced them to cut their heels off their shoes. And he would film it? No, he was just calling them out randomly. Hey, you just won, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All you got to do is cut your heels off your shoes right now.
And women were doing it, and he called a bunch of chicks, and they all just fucked up their shoes for nothing.
I wasn't, but it was somebody.
I don't think I ever have boots.
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