Felipe Esparza
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919 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Felipe Esparza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because we were doing the Latino Laugh Festival.
And he was the only non-Latino on the show, him and Darren Carter. And, bro, there was all Latinos, bro. Everybody was getting shit. Johnny Sanchez pronounced his name like an American. And somebody yelled out, it's Sanchez, fucker. How did they say it? I don't know. He said, hello, my name is Johnny Sanchez. And then somebody said, no, it's Sanchez with five A's. Sanchez. Oh, boy.
So he got heckled.
Yes.
Yes. And then Brian Holzman goes up there.
And Brian Holzman was up there. He said, um... He goes, this is not a comedy show. Close all the doors. I goes, Border Patrol is going to come in here and take everybody. But this is after we were doing this taping. Mencia shows up. There's a guest spot on our taping and goes crazy. Long, you know, really long. You know, like Jeff Valdez looking around.
So then that's when Barry Holston goes up and murders it. He goes, man, I got to figure out this immigration problem, man. We got a bunch of U-Haul trucks, U-Haul trucks. We go around to every Home Depot. We got these people. Yeah, we're hiring, bro. There's lots of jobs. Muchos trabajos. Come on. Get in the trucks. We fucking take these trucks. We drop them off in Tijuana, Mexico. Yeah.
And he held his job, too, when he had a job.
Blue-collar guy.
Weird advice sometimes, man. The managers give you the clubs. Terrible advice.
I know, man. What good advice? I was bummed out one time because, you know, you have to go back and forth, back and forth until they make you a regular. And I was trying at the Laugh Factory. And one time, Jay Masada, he told me, I don't see you making it, man, for another six to eight years.
And then when I finally got last coming standing, I looked at him and said, Jamie, your body was full of shit. It took fucking 12. It took 12, not six. But I was bummed out when he told me that. I was like bummed out. You know, you get bummed out. You realize you're putting all this work in. You can't be a regular here. So you got to go back to these other rooms. I talked to Brad Williams.
And he said, fuck that advice, bro. You know what he told me? He said, he told me that I should get all the little people I can find in Hollywood. All of them, all the little midgets, all the little persons, and bring them to the Laugh Factory. And Jamie said, you can have the biggest little person show in all of Hollywood. That was his advice for Brad.
So then I thought, I was not feeling so bad after that. Then I talked to Alonzo Bowden, and he told Alonzo Bowden that he should put on shoulder pads and be a football comic. So, Joe, after hearing that, I don't want to cry anymore. Oh, my God.
Yeah, they're like outdated too.
No one.
I did heroin one time, but I didn't show it up. I just smoked it, but I was in Amsterdam.
Yeah, man, gangsters own a lot of stuff that a lot of people wouldn't want to own, like a gay club.
Like in LA, they own all the gay clubs. They were not rated because they were paying money.
I read this. It's like crazy, right? My mom didn't like Elvis. She liked the Beatles, right? And I asked my mom, how come you don't like fucking Elvis? He's badass too. Oh, because Elvis said that I'd rather have kids a dog than a Mexican woman. And I said, when did he say that? And he goes, he said it. Then I found out later on when I went in a rabbit hole, it was a Colonel.
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