Felipe Esparza
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919 appearances
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2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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I used to go there every year to Atlanta Punchline. That's the original one. But now they moved to Buckhead at that diner.
But when I was at the original one, OMG. Right next door, they had a 24-hour daycare. Yeah, man. So you could be at the club, man, and then drop out your chick's baby at that place and then go handle business.
You wouldn't know that. And I went to, um, I did a show there with, um, for American Insurance, I'm pretty sure it's big, American Family Insurance, and I did a show in Atlanta, because American Family Insurance, they like to put up a big stand-up show every year, and they put all the stand-up in their website, so when people go to the insurance company,
or they're fitting our form where they could watch bill batley do stand-up or right so we went there and i didn't know that um atlanta was a lot of gay people huge huge because we were not because we got there at the hotel it was nothing but man like i tripped over a dick but there was no um There was no women. But we got invited to an after hour at this club.
Bro, that was the most expensive club ever, man. It was called the Post or the Vault or the Compound. I don't know what it was called.
Oh, you got bottle service. That's crazy. I didn't get it. Tony Rock got it, but there was a big line to get in and everybody that was ordering, they were making you get bottle service when you came in. And I saw Tony Rock walking with two bottles because he wasn't sharing.
It was a big line for VIP, which is real long. And then the general admission was just as long. But if you wanted to buy bottle service right away, they just let you right in. That's it. And I saw a police officer. The guy, the Atlanta police officer, he was the size of a regular linebacker in the NFL. And he was fighting.
He got into an argument with another person that was like a regular size defenseman from an NFL team. And they were both yelling. And, man, that cop, he took out that extended.
The extended metal baton. And I saw him from the hotel van. We were about to park. And I saw him take it out and started beating that guy in the right places. You know, like a real cop, if he wants to really beat you up, he'll hit you on the elbows, the wrist, fingers, kneecaps, and the ankles. And that way nobody will see it. You know, that was just a regular beating.
Like, I'm going to let you get off. I'll let you off easy on this one. Because if he wants to murder you, he'll hit you in the face, the eyeballs. So this guy got hit in the elbows, both elbows, so he couldn't swing no more. And then he took one to the kneecap, and he got down, and he took one to the shoulder. And then he didn't arrest him.
Yeah, it's like you know all of our secrets.
When they say the good old boys, it's the good old boys.
Some guy woke up and saw Chips or T.J. Hooker and wanted to be a cop. Atlanta PD is someone who's already mad because he didn't make it to the NFL.
And he's too smart to be a regular bouncer somewhere.
You like to travel? I love to travel, man. I come from a family of seven kids. I couldn't wait to get away from them. Whenever my family would go on a trip and they would say, who wants to stay? I look at their hands. Okay, I'll stay alone.
Yeah, that's why I do a bit about how I said Home Alone only works with a real rich white family. Because if you're rich, you're never alone. Even if you're left alone, grandma will be sleeping somewhere and you got to take care of her now. And the whole movie will be you trying to kill grandma. Yeah.
Thank you, man. This was fun. Yeah.
Massacre animals and then the compound.
Happy holidays. Happy Kwanzaa. Yeah. Merry Christmas. Thank you. That was fun.
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