Fern Brady

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717 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2026 last heard 22 Feb

Fern Brady’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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She weighed about 300 pounds.
Is that okay to say?
So I don't know.
I knew she hadn't stolen advanced marathoning.
And he went on about it for ages.
I did have breakfast.
I just didn't tell you.
Before the cleaner came, I had some porridge.
Now, the thing happened this week where I smashed the jar that my porridge oats were in and then it exploded.
glass tends to explode but they're my favourite porridge oats from Scotland and I managed to find them in Waitrose here so I didn't want to put them in the bin so I picked all the glass out or like the big bits and then I ate this porridge and then the rest of the day I could feel warmth in my throat and I was like I'm probably bleeding internally but
And Alison said, why are you eating glass porridge?
You're not skin.
And I said, because I really like these porridge oats and I don't want to waste food.
But I did think if I died eating glass porridge while struggling to write a novel, that'd be a good thing.
That would be amazing.
I've got really into it recently because I read an interview with the world porridge-making champion.
And he was explaining why you should put salt in it, which I always used to think was disgusting.
But he said, you wouldn't expect this, but the salt brings out the natural sweetness of the oats.
And it does.
So the porridge making championships are in Scotland, obviously.
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