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He did call out. You were like, I'm going to search you. You were like, ask. May I say to you first?

Yeah, he's my manager. And it was him surrounded by a whole bunch of dudes. And he was like patting you down. No, he had no backup. Yeah, zero.

and a little tired well yeah this is gonna be a fun one there's two brown people here red boy summer we allowed still red unfortunately you should have went sleeveless so we can see the sunburn you have just turn your head honestly 90 degrees my neck is insane oh yeah I loved, I was like putting on sun lotion and I look around and I was like, you guys putting any on? The white people said no.

And then I get a text. Y'all out in city. Stopped by the police last night? Question mark, explanation point.

Definitely curious if that was y'all.

Ah, you've seen the guys, I see. Yep, fuck yeah, I love you. That was their response. Oh, I didn't know you replied to them.

Shout out to ****.

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. You need a leaderboard of states and times. I can tell you it was at 1.30 at night. And...

The airport security, like TSA was the most polite people in that entire area. And the bartender, that Boston guy. He was fucking dope.

Oh my God. When they took our drink orders at the one restaurant for food, it's like walked up. It's like, what you drinking? Yeah. She was not happy. No.

You guys here to eat?

And then it was, hey, okay, I'll get all your orders. She takes every drink order and remembers two of them. Everyone's like, man, she must have a photographic memory.

That would have been smart. Uh-uh. Why? Are you getting tans over here?

Did it involve thunder? No, buying the... Yeah, that one. That's hilarious.

Yeah, that's hilarious. It's that fuck you level of pettiness and it's why we build these businesses. That's why. That's the only reason I'm doing it. I want to be petty to the people that wrong the wrong people. But it's like if you're stupid rich and then that one What's your name? We aren't, but Kevin is.

Yeah, we'll rename it.

I didn't know about Fat Julie's. Mine was different. I had a different plan. I was just like, find her, and every time she gets a new job, you buy that job.

And you just continue that so she never is employed the rest of her life. That's a better idea. Mine's way more equal.

No, it is in really good condition. You've already started this with it doesn't have AC.

It's got windows.

I mean, the jet. The police pull you over. What kind of vehicle is this? They arrest the car.

I got pulled over yesterday on the drive home. Really? In which vehicle? Dude. The Hummer.

How fast were you? Were you in Uvalde too? Oh, no. I was probably in the same little town. It's like past Uvalde by 30 minutes.

Oh, your guys' careers.

There's no speed sign sometimes. There's just big gaps. I was like, I have no idea. It goes from 40 to 70.

Cop pulled me over. I pulled over. I was like, I see instantly. I was like coming up on a vehicle. They move over. I'm like, I think I'm going faster than everyone. Cop just goes behind me, pulls me over, walks up. He's like, no, license. I was like, here you go, sir. Had turned on the lights, put my hands on the steering wheel, just normal shit.

super nice he's like oh you're not from here are you i was like no sorry and then uh i was like we're out in bernie hand my id and insurance he's like okay i'm gonna just give you a quick warning real quick and then you're on your way have a good day that was it it was like that's nice oh yeah it was going i was like thank god

Nick, you actually talked about this is the one place where people just go up 85.

It's not... You can cruise in Texas and no one... We got 85 to 88 all... 85 to 90. If you've never been to Texas, the roads here are insane.

You created a whole problem. That is actually like a 65 on that.

I would hate riding with you.

And give a quick breakdown. You are like one of the best shots. You and Tier 1 Concealed are probably the best shots. Dude, Jared is amazing. You both are fucking amazing. Monsters that do not compete, you just have fun, and you got to that next level where I'm like, well, I'll never be that good.

It's all CGI.

Again, it is that next level of shooting because you think it's so fake or it's not possible until you meet a Jared or you, where you're like...

Dude.

Maybe JJ or Kaza, but that's, like, the top tier. And I guarantee you can... They probably are like, dude, you could be a monster if you...

Oh, real quick. Fuck you. Show's mom. Proceed.

shows brother is in the background i just want to give them a quick shout out my dad's here your dad's not on camera your dad's walking camera real quick i think this is over there too technically yeah that's the one i think we're gonna make your dad a youtuber because i think he's gonna be really good on camera it's gonna be great on camera that's hilarious tell show's mom about the piss tube okay go yeah you guys got this show's brother you guys got piss funnels in ireland

Michael J. Fox. The only time his hand is steady is when the gun's in it.

I did not know that. What the fuck?

They're going to be fighting each other to get the stateside.

I think it's the opposite of that, actually. I brought you my pew view.

Have you had Inward Pass? It's delicious.

That was Amazon?

Onset's getting sponsored by Bush Light.

I know that our guy has one. There's just no

It's great. Actually, it's awesome. It's a lot like a fucking boat. No one with a boat is like, man, that was a great investment.

Two. Five, five, six.

We're just seeing how many I can eat or what.

It's always been that, what was the original like Osmos robot? You remember the old Honda ones that looked... Oh, yeah, the really weird ones. Yeah, it was just a little white ball. And it could do flips. But that was the most terrifying aspect of AI going rogue. It was during that generation. Yeah, they were weird. They only ran like three miles per hour, but they never got tired.

So you just have them like hunting you forever. It's going to get you eventually. Yeah. Terrifying idea. Strap a gummy bear to that. I'm out. I just can't shoot it then. What else are you doing on Pew Views?

Going through level four like it's nothing is ridiculous.

Peeling the little sticker off the back of their vehicle. God.

All the guys can shoot fucking good. You can shoot. Brandon's the one, the AK dude, when we had that 100 yards, I was like, is it Brandon or the gun? And then I went behind the gun and shot three. I was like...

16-inch MOAE, like all day. It was this... just fucking circle and you're like, that's crazy. But then Brandon did the arsenal and both iron sights. Yeah. No, he did a sub one.

It wasn't that like still irons and that I was like, I was like, okay, I told you I'm not that bad.

It was really good. I hip-fired it.

And you'll see my eyes go like this. That is the weirdest thing when I watch replays. My eyes never blink. It's like fighting you. When you fight Eli, he just goes... Emotions go away. Kill time. It's a shot. I have my 2,000 meter shot, and it's like 300 rum. And it is a really dope slow motion shot. That trigger pull is like... The gun, everything's going around me. My face is like...

The what?

We need to change that. I don't like that.

I like what you're on. It's like the FAA.

What's your next big car build?

One of our videos.

Dox him. Was it your mom or dad that came up with that?

Well, he just doxxed you on the internet.

You described that, and if you're like, who came up with that? Angus Wacker? No, no, no, no. That checks out.

Chase, pull this out, but then blur most of it.

He gave her pubes.

Yeah, way more.

Was she smiling? Oh.

That's not a great word.

Sorry. I was about to judge you. I was like, hmm, we're both retarded.

Tom Cruise, where it's like Groundhog's Day.

Does she just hold the flashlight?

That is wild. What? Lord of the Rings?

God, I want to hit you.

He's like, no, I can't do an aisle seat. Nick, what did I fly you in? Sun Country? Have you heard of them? Great ticket prices.

I want to watch these movies with you just to watch your reaction.

Oh, I love it. Cody, you want to start? Wait, do we do this first? No, we always do that. What are we doing? On the count of three, we open this can. This is how we do sound checks. Three, two, one.

You came back from deployment after a year, and you would have gained over $100,000.

I love how they trained you to work on airplanes. We contracted that out for a lot more money.

What's the times from second shifts?

Just for people out there, kids would send amazing artwork. Hope you don't die, soldier man. Kill the bad guys. Your freedom.

Let me go back and see if I have it.

I thought you were like a bad stick.

You're 29 too?

Little babies over here.

And it's like one has a boner and is about to... It's been a while since I looked at it. I don't remember that part.

They hold up his drawing to normal drawings. It matches.

Dude, the level. Jesus Christ.

Dude, people are like, the CIBs, like, Brandon, that guy was like, here's my CIB. And I grabbed it. I was like, holy shit, he got this in Iraq. Because it was like a black CIB. I was like, this is actually, you got this.

You're just going to pile up medals over there. Your kids are going to be so confused.

No, we're going to be like, don't ever ask. Daddy's very quiet about it. Don't talk to him.

Oh, man, I love it so fucking much.

Dude, I can't drink that stuff. I do not like the taste. I'm not gonna lie, this one I think we're skunked. That was the problem.

He's here on camera. Drop it. Drop it. He's wagging his tail.

Like with the cocaine side?

I want to know.

Santa Claus.

Civil War. Yep. A general?

It's all spit now. Rub his nose in it. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me get his leg going. Oh, no. Show me your dick. Show me your dick. The old Red Rocket.

You know Biosphere and you knew Pauly Shore? Just the references. F*** you. I say Biosphere and he's like, Pauly Shore. You don't know f***ing Lord of the Rings?

Jesus Christ.

It's not just me. Yeah, they can't get enough of it. Way better name, by the way.

Santa is how you picture Santa.

All that is Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola created Santa?

I don't know, Cheryl's brother looks disturbed.

Come again. As a matter of fact, this is me, Jeff. My name is Jeff.

That's alright, it can't be worse than Sig. Oh, yeah, you had your video come out.

Exactly. How did any of that go to the... Because it had two pass hands. Like, is this post okay? That guy lost his job for sure, though, right? I hope.

That is wild. That's crazy. I still like True Lies, that video. The what? The True Lies. Every 3.20.

You guys are wearing the same shirt, and then both of your left jacket pockets are curled the same.

And if it's bricked over, I know I'm going to have to fight agent Smith.

I was like, why are both of the... We had to steer into the bin.

Yeah, we haven't even talked about demos last day.

They got one, and he's like, it was definitely a fish. It looks like a fucking vegetable.

More important, you guys are like, why would you go outside?

We got two new people on the podcast that have never been on the podcast. One shoots guns. One builds cars. That's true. And that's it. Thank you, guys. See you next time.

PBR?

We're going to Daryl's retirement.

Yeah, the rhino king. Zach, dude, he was calling the rhinos.

I swear to God, five people in the audience know what you're talking about.

That's not on the menu.

It's five bucks. You get your hunting license here and it's five bucks or 25 bucks and you can steal as many as possible.

None.

You can literally hogs axis murder them.

Yeah, dude. Axis and axis. You can go in neighborhoods up in, uh, by Candelia and everything. And a lot of the times it's like, oh, the axes are here. Can you just go shoot them if you have suppressors or bows? And they taste good? Oh, dude, regular deer is trash. Like, trash. Calm down.

No, you should start trapping them and hauling them out there. It's like... And they're big. Oh, dude. And this dude tastes so much fucking better. But... There is neighborhoods in Kindelia, gated neighborhoods you can go and a lot of times you're like, yeah, just go shoot them. Really? Yeah.

Text it to me and I'll text it to... There is personal information on it. Keep that on there?

Here, you just had to have your hunting license. Bare minimum, that's it. You can go to Walmart and get that.

Dude, you can get them. They're massive out there. Go on that back road and drive. There was one time I didn't fucking shoot the guy. I didn't have a gun. I was driving and he's just standing in the middle of the road. I had to slam one of the brakes two in the morning. I was like, ah! You were inconveniencing him.

I'm going to shoot it so bad. They have like 42. I forget how big that one is.

Antlers are 30 to 36 inches. They're big. Fucking delicious, dude.

That is the gayest shit ever.

I love you can say that statement right there, but not... Just fine. N-O-D-S...

What is it?

There's so many more chases I'm going to just bleep this entire part. All the words we can't say right now.

I mean, you gotta just bleep them out.

They're not going to know what words we're saying. Unless they're on Pepperbox. Oh, Pepperbox, there we go. Bermal. Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Explain that story, because that was fucking wild. I just seen the one frame of it. And you guys are very close.

Oh, yeah, that's right. You weren't there. No, but you guys were very close.

Chase, pull up the picture, because the fireball is ridiculous.

Oh, dude, when they put that in, it just exploded on that one. That was the one they shot with the ballistic dummy, right?

I got a DM about it the next day.

The decent size. That's like a third of a bush. This is how big a decent is. Flying at you at what speed? Fast.

Let's have everyone in this room do this. Easy shot. It looks difficult. Dalton can do it and he can't see anything. Dalton can see an ant fart.

We'll see you guys next time. Bye. You guys want to wrap? Yeah. Cody, on that.

YouTube, Instagram, Pewview. What's the names? Pewview. There we go. And Junkyard Diggs.

Brandon just leaves. I'm never giving them a second of attention again. It was like a Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel, when he had Matt Damon on that one time.

Ultra instinct.

Hey, Brandon. Yes, Eli? When you think of businesses that are just crushing it, bonker, onset, what's the first thing to enter your mind? That's easy, Eli. A good child labor law attorney. Huh? Eli, I said Shopify. What did you hear? Actually, it was the overlooked secret behind the business. Like I said, Shopify. Oh. Which brings us to today's ad, Shopify.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me. Why not? Yeah.

Fat Pews. Fat Pews is there.

Oh. So I...

Thank you for that beautiful bucket. Swipe off the tea.

Uh, he...

That's all you can say? Yeah, we had a talk.

Why? Why?

Yeah.

Oh, that's actually a really funny idea. Hour one, hour two, hour three. Hour five through ten is us passed out. We have not. That's actually really funny.

Oh, yeah.