Finn Caddie

Stumbled down the gutter.

He goes, oh, no, man, that's probably you for the night.

I was like, no, but there was a gutter.

That wasn't an ebriation.

I've been stitched up by a low gutter at the entrance to the bar.

And then so we went home and watched The Dark Knight.

Oh, okay.

Could you save the bouncer?

Save some for the rest of us, brother.

Could you have just said, I haven't drunk anything?

Well, I think that would have been... Did we say the same thing?

I'm mentally impaired.

I said, actually, I was kicked as a baby by a horse.

I don't even know if that would have done it.

I've got to be honest, though.

If you went to the nightclub after drinking 20 beers, but you're wearing a push bike helmet, so you know one of those people that might need to wear a helmet at all times.

Yeah, the sort of soft headgear and say, no, I haven't been drinking.

I was kicked by a horse as a kid.

Do you think that it's a hate crime for them not to let you in?

Yes, but you've got to stick to the bit the rest of the night, though.