Finn Caddie

That's nothing.

You can go and get one of those.

That's a viaduct beer.

That is a viaduct beer, 100%.

And you can come and you see the theatre.

You're a patron of the art, so you can kind of think you're better than everyone.

How would you feel about me selling a South Island tinny out the front?

I think that'd be totally fine.

Yeah, 25 on the way in, 25 once you're in.

It would be good merch for... I mean, I'm not a particularly weed sort of drenched comedian, so it wouldn't make too much sense for me.

But if you were selling marijuana as merch for... Maybe you should look into it.

Have you got an ACC strain?

A stunty crowd would be quite good, I would have thought.

Well, you know, we...

You know, when we voted for the legalization of marijuana, we did register a couple of brand names.

And I actually got a whole lot of papers commissioned.

And the papers were called Thanks Mates.

So got any Thanks Mates on you?

And the Thanks Mates were the papers.

So we've got thousands of these cigarette papers called Thanks Mates.