Finn Caddie

I just wanted to say your last names.

They might be engineering some kind of coup behind your back to get you out of their team and foist you upon another team.

Not this week, though, because last night, shot five under over through the nine holes.

Atta boy.

Took out first place, took home a bottle of Scapegrace.

single malt New Zealand whiskey each.

Congratulations to the cocaine camp.

Okay, that's fantastic news for Rob, Damon, whoever the fuck else.

Well, no, Mike is the other guy.

Mike is the one that supplied the empty bag.

He was benched for the week because of that.

So you weren't blamed for testing it out and being the sacrificial lamb.

He was blamed for picking it up off the ground and offering it.

So Mike had to stand down for a week.

And rightfully so too.

Yeah, like the NRL, like any professional sport, you get stood down for a week or so.

I mean, look at Valentine Holmes with the baggie hanging out of his mouth.

I actually got away with that.

So Mike didn't get away with it.

So he got stood down for a week.