Fiona Cauley
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I've been in technology my whole career.
Well, this week I went to the ER, so I sliced my finger open.
I was going to try to make like a stitches joke.
More like when I found out how cheap these stitches were, I thought maybe they could just stitch here and be cheaper than Ozempic.
Everybody in my area in Seattle, everybody's on Ozempic.
We got a friend that does Joe Zempic.
Sorry, I really did rehearse.
So I've been in a wheelchair for a few years now.
And the most common question I get, people want to know, what is the hardest part about living life from a wheelchair?
The hardest part is just how unaware everyone is of what a great ass I have.
Y'all know how men will brag about like, ah, I fucked her so good she couldn't walk the next day.
Well, I'm looking for a man who can fuck me so good that I can.