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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: How do the comedians introduce themselves?
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Chapter 3: What is the format of the show explained?
Every single week, I have two of the funniest comedians in the world on the show. These two guys literally have the two newest specials out right now. The newest special on Amazon, the newest special on Netflix. Make some noise for two of the best in the world, Sam Morrill and Chad Daniels. Boo-yah. Have a seat. Sam. Chad. We're here. Mama, we made it. Sam's been on this show before.
You've changed on Amazon Prime. You haven't? No, this is my first time.
Really?
We tried to make it work a million times. It never worked. That's right. You always had to reschedule or something crazy happened. Well, welcome, Sam. I'm a fucking cunt. They get me on the bed. He's like, this guy's difficult. We finally got big enough for you to grace us with your presence. You've changed on Amazon Prime.
Out now, welcome another first-time guest, Chad Daniels, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. The newest special on Netflix, Empty Nester. Out now, two of the most respected comedians in the game. Brand new, Kill Tony, Blood. So let me explain to you guys how it works. Over 250...
comedians signed up for the chance hoping praying that they get a minute on this stage some of them inside the room most of them at a bar across the street if i pull their name out we send a wrangler to go grab them from across the street they drag them backstage take the guns and knives out of their uh pockets and uh then they come up get 60 seconds uninterrupted you know their time is up and you're the sound of a kitten
They have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which interrupts them. And then I interview them and we have a bunch of fun. We figure out other things about them that make them interesting and what could possibly be funny about them. People can have a huge career off of having a single great minute and interview on this show.
But for the most part, people are retarded and get embarrassed and their hopes and dreams come crumbling down because they didn't do enough preparation and they got in their heads behind the curtain, listening to other people getting laughs and thinking, I don't think I can do that, I fucked up.
then they panic and they fuck up in front of everybody and it's amazing and organic and improvised and anything can happen. You guys ready to start the show? Well, I pull the name out of the bucket. They grab them from across the street. And in the meanwhile, we have one of our unbelievable golden ticket winners here rotating in to the opening regular position to start the show.
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Chapter 4: How does the episode feature the guest comedians?
Yeah, because they're assuming I can't because I'm crippled like that. That's why I asked!
Yeah, but that's like very, yeah, that's like very condescending. I don't, it was a real question. Yeah, it's kind of like you, it's like certain etiquette, you wouldn't go up to people and be like, oh, you know, you'd climb stairs. It's like... Do you, do you climb stairs? Yeah, yeah, I climb stairs.
I...
I can do so much shit.
To be fair, I didn't walk up to you on the street and go, hey man, do you drive cars?
You fucking said, I was driving around the show.
Which means I drive a car. If I didn't drive a car, I would say, somebody was driving. I just don't think it's that big of a deal. I'm getting heated tonight. Yeah, you are. You're fired up.
I like this.
I just think, I don't know, you shouldn't. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Well, I have good news for you. You just won a brand new Harley Davidson. One of the great people at Harley-Davidson. You have a motorcycle now. It is not self-driving, but because you had such a fucking attitude about how good of a driver you are, you're going to have to figure it out, Mr. Able body guy.
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Chapter 5: What humorous observation does the comedian make about women and heat?
But then I was like, if I was God, and I put the prettiest women in one place, I'd turn the heat up too. Take your clothes off. I'll tell you that.
You're an absolute fucking genius, dude. I guess, that's true. Freaky ass genius. That is hilarious. Cam, absolutely destroying. And you did it again with another new minute. You're also super viral right now. You did a material about the Trump shooting right after it happened that night. Had it recorded, had it out that night or the next morning. Yeah, yeah.
And everybody, everywhere, millions and millions and millions and millions of views.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah. I was kind of mad. I was like, I should have used this as a minute, but fuck it.
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Chapter 6: How does Cam Montgomery's viral joke about Trump shooting unfold?
Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't. And I love that, though. You're putting such a crazy, you have such an insane work ethic. And our... thing is so crazy, me and yours, that I communicate with your dad more than I talk to my own dad. We talk about you and stuff. It's a weird life. He calls you every day. He's like, I'm just going to call Tony. Fuck you. He don't even talk to me no more.
He don't even call me.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of the relationship between Cam and his dad?
We're running a whole goddamn operation over here. We're like an agent and a father of an NFL running back or something like that. It's like, what's the best thing we could do for him today? We don't want him using his brain at all. How do we make money off of them? It is fucking incredible. You're a goddamn machine.
And I got to tell you, man, you know, the thing happened, and I see the clip on my own Twitter, like, not tagged. Like, it's just, like, organically there. And I'm like, holy shit, it's Cam. Let me see what he did. And it's a minute and a half of you crushing.
Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes does Cam share about his dad’s car?
That night had to be less than an hour or two after the shooting itself.
Yeah, no, he got shot. And my dog was like, but Trump got shot. Like, that's fucking crazy. And then I just feel like I'm going to talk about it.
Yeah.
And that was cool.
Yeah.
That was the whole thing. I don't know if y'all wanted something more than that. That was the whole situation.
Isn't it kind of funny that there's an assassination attempt on a former president and all of us are like, we got to fucking do something. Not, you know, just write a joke. That's it. I'm the same way.
I posted it. I'm like, fuck, I should have saved it. I should have saved it for this. It's just amazing. And, you know, your work ethic from having to write and perform a minute every single week, you know, it's what gets you there. Being able to kick out a minute and a half like that, I was very proud to see it, you know, organically pop up. You're killing it. What else is going on, Cam?
Speaking of my pops, I recently bought my pops a new car.
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