#668 - SAM TALLENT
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Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony. Let's go! Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
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You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what? We're back, baby. We're back home where it all goes down in beautiful Austin, Texas. One of the best comedians in the world. One of our favorite guests ever tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the return of the great and powerful Sam Talent. Oh yeah, baby. Here he is. These people get it. We got some real comedy fans here tonight. Sam Tallent, one of the best in the world. We love him. Come on in. The great and powerful Sam Tallent is back. Welcome, Sam. Hey, I just want to commend you on your great performance on the roast. It was very good. Thank you so much. This is the first episode back since then. First episode back in Austin. Who wrote those jokes?
It was me. No, I watched it with my mother-in-law, and she was blown away. Yeah, it was amazing. She was. She's not an easy... That was a compliment. It was... It's very good. I love that. It went Drew Bledsoe than you, I think. Oh, you like Drew Bledsoe? I'm a big Bledsoe guy. He sent me a case of his fucking wine.
Who is the guest comedian tonight?
And I'm not a big wine guy, but I got to tell you, I cracked one of these bottles open the other night, smoked a blunt, drank some wine. And it was so good. I ended up getting drunk all by myself. Just drank a fucking bottle of red wine. I think Drew does that a lot. Yeah, I think so. He had like puffy stop sign face. Oh, yeah. He's good. He licked his top teeth a lot, I noticed. Yeah, because he was blasted on blow. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's in his last name. It's amazing. It is amazing. We had so much fun. A lot of football fun out there. You're a big Bronco. Peyton Manning was there. That's right. There were some jokes I didn't get to do because I thought Peyton originally was going to be out there the whole time.
And I probably shouldn't do it. It doesn't make sense to do it. You guys want me to do it? Here. Here, I'll be Peyton Manning. Yeah, there he is. There he is. I'll be Burt. So I was gonna say, there's a cult... There's a cult and a... Thank you. Red Band, shut the fuck up. No one knows what the fuck you're talking about, you retarded retard. You want me to be Peyton Manning as Burt Kreischer? No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. Let's just leave Burt out of it. Let's ignore everything that Red Band says. It's been a while since you've been a guest on the show. Let me remind you, Red Band, let's just ignore him completely throughout the night. Uh... We have a Colt and a Bronco here, and that's just Peyton Manning. And we have a Brown and a Steeler, and that's just Sam Jay.
Because black people steal things. Not D Madness though, because he can't find where our pockets are.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–3:44
2
Who is the guest comedian tonight?
3:44–10:20
3
What are the highlights of Sam Tallent's recent performances?
10:20–17:23
4
How does the show format work?
17:23–59:59
5
What is the significance of Fiona's arrival in Austin?
59:59–1:00:15
6
What are the thoughts on Diddy's recent incident?
1:00:15–1:01:23
7
How does Cam Patterson's performance shift the mood?
1:01:23–1:02:37
8
What insights does Jacob Jones share about his life and comedy?
1:02:37–1:58:25