Fran Lebowitz
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Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
So I said, so the man said to me, was your friend the one who made $9 billion?
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
So I said, yes.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
And he said, did she give you any?
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
And I said, no.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
And he said, why not?
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
I said, she's very greedy.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
So when we were kids, what Debbie was like,
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
a really great athlete.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
She was really good at math.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
These are things I was not.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
And she would not help me.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
Like in the classroom, I would go, tap, tap.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
What's the answer to number four?
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
And she would always say to me,
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
She wouldn't tell me.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
And then after school, I would say, why won't you tell me?
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
I said, Debbie, I can't do this.
Rosebud with Gyles Brandreth
Rosebud in NYC - Fran Lebowitz
It's too hard, the math.