Francis Ellis
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181 appearances
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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Do you always have clean underwear? When I'm traveling on a long trip, I usually run out. But, yo. What do you do then? When I'm traveling, I just did a two-week trip where I went to a lot of different places. And halfway through that trip, I was staying in an Airbnb with my buddies. And like a psychopath, I did a load of laundry. That's all right.
That's unusual. That's new. I'm not familiar with starting a trip with all dirty clothes. He's like, I like doing laundry, not that much. Knowing that somewhere you're going, they'll solve it for you.
Yeah, but I do. I mean, resetting with clean clothes in the middle of a two-week road swing is as good as it gets.
Oh, I will unpack into the laundry or the dresser. But someone... The second you get back? Yo, I cannot go to bed the night I get home without unpacking and putting my bag in. You two need to live together.
I couldn't do it. That's the best part, just rolling the bag into the corner and ordering some Chinese or something. I mean, dude, I got home from that trip. I flew from California. I got in to JFK at like 12.30. Didn't get home till like 1.15. No. No. And I was like, surely I will just go to bed when I was sitting there. He's out there with the OxyClean.
What, something inside of you tells you you can't do that? I want, when I get home after traveling, I want to get back to my life as quickly as possible and reset my routine. So the first step of that is unpacking a dirty suitcase. Discipline. Did you put your bag away and wherever that goes? Yeah, I love that. By the way, I also have a small apartment.
You may not believe that, but I have a pretty small apartment. I downsized when I got divorced. So if I have clutter, it just makes everything smaller and I get claustrophobic.
Did you take anything out of the old apartment that you wanted? You know, we were pretty generous with each other about that. So, you know, there were a few things I took. Did you get a new couch or a new bed? I took an old couch that we had in storage that we weren't using. Damn, it's got couches in storage. And that couch has some stains on it. That bothers him on a molecular level.
Yes, it does. And to the degree that it has a performance fabric, which would be very easy to clean. What does that mean? It's just one of those fabrics that, like, you don't. It's got high weight. It's meant to be cleaned easily.
Lazy boy. Shirts like that. Yeah. Is that what you mean? Yeah, I guess stain resistant. Imagine a couch made of those Dockers pants that used to pour. They'd show you pouring water all over them. You never owned those, did you? I might have.
Yeah, yeah. Like back in the day. I had some Dockers, yeah. But I was going to say that this couch, ultimately, I need to take it and have all the slip covers dry cleaned. That's the way to do a total reset of your couch. But they take a long time. So you take the cover. You unzip all the pillows. Take the cushions out. Take those and get dry cleaned. Get them all dry cleaned.
A dry cleaner, for whatever reason, they send that to some different part of the world. Sure. The couch covers, that's going far away.
You need to have a couple weeks of your life where you don't need a dressed couch. You can still lie on the couch cushions, but the feather stems are going to be poking through. I hate that.
I'll do it. I do it all the time. But I'm not happy about it.
I use fabric softener. I don't use dryer sheets.
Yes.
Well, I don't know if it's a substitute for dryer sheets. I've never really done much investigating of dryer sheets. I don't really know what that is and why. Occasionally when I'll pull out my clothes, especially, I don't know, for whatever reason, sometimes you find those little pieces of white cloth in between. You're like, what happened here? Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Wikipedia. That's what I would say. It doesn't mean that I'm right. Probably, though. Well, that's just how I've heard it. I'll tell you, I've never donated money to them.
Always asking you for money. It's the internet. Show some skin or something. I should donate money to Wikipedia. Why do you go on there a lot? It's just such a useful resource that I use so often without even realizing it. And what a noble reason. They don't make no cash on their own? I don't think. There's no advertising.
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