Frank Alvarez
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I think you had it the first time.
No, it's just the finger.
You just unlocked something from me.
You remember that?
The dicks are unlocking thoughts.
There was one time we were in front of a diner, and it was just me and my friend, and this jogger was running by, just grazed one of my friends, screamed, turned around, and did that.
It's like, we're children.
Like I don't know.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
I saw a lot of balls.
It's like, look at these balls.
There was one time where my friend was drunk, and he was peeing in the cold outside, and he couldn't get the dick and balls back in his pants because he was just stumbling.
And his girlfriend came, fully grabbed them all, and put them back in his pants.
And to me, I felt like that was love.
yeah yeah i mean you have a very flawed view of it but also what what do you mean he was stumbling was he on ice skates it was it was like winter and it was cold and he was just drunk and he couldn't get it back in his pants so he was sober enough to pee standing yeah but he wasn't sober enough to just the jeans caught under the balls and once that happens it's what are you gonna do
He couldn't do it.
He couldn't do it, but there was someone there to help.
No, he didn't say anything.