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Frank Alvarez

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
12221 total appearances

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The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

I think you had it the first time.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

No, it's just the finger.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

You just unlocked something from me.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

You remember that?

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

The dicks are unlocking thoughts.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

There was one time we were in front of a diner, and it was just me and my friend, and this jogger was running by, just grazed one of my friends, screamed, turned around, and did that.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

It's like, we're children.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

Like I don't know.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

I don't know.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

I can't remember.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

I saw a lot of balls.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

It's like, look at these balls.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

There was one time where my friend was drunk, and he was peeing in the cold outside, and he couldn't get the dick and balls back in his pants because he was just stumbling.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

And his girlfriend came, fully grabbed them all, and put them back in his pants.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

And to me, I felt like that was love.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

yeah yeah i mean you have a very flawed view of it but also what what do you mean he was stumbling was he on ice skates it was it was like winter and it was cold and he was just drunk and he couldn't get it back in his pants so he was sober enough to pee standing yeah but he wasn't sober enough to just the jeans caught under the balls and once that happens it's what are you gonna do

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

He couldn't do it.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

He couldn't do it, but there was someone there to help.

The Basement Yard
#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs

No, he didn't say anything.