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Frank Alvarez

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The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Now I'll just be like lying in bed and sometimes I'll just be like, it's crazy you don't even love me. And she's like, where the fuck did this come from?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah. Well, it happens. I have something for you. And I don't want you. Is it a motorcycle? Can you imagine a fucking bike? I'd get like a Fast and Furious bike than I would get a chopper. Well, it would sit right there. If I had a chopper, I would need to wear bandanas.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah. Well, it happens. I have something for you. And I don't want you. Is it a motorcycle? Can you imagine a fucking bike? I'd get like a Fast and Furious bike than I would get a chopper. Well, it would sit right there. If I had a chopper, I would need to wear bandanas.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah. Well, it happens. I have something for you. And I don't want you. Is it a motorcycle? Can you imagine a fucking bike? I'd get like a Fast and Furious bike than I would get a chopper. Well, it would sit right there. If I had a chopper, I would need to wear bandanas.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

And you would need to have a very long mustache. Which I don't, and I can't. But you can get one. You could do it, too. Look at you. I know, but then my shit starts turning weird colors. Also, if I ride a motorcycle, do I need to wear boots, or can I just do, like, sneakers? You need to wear boots. The hell no, then. Something needs to be leather on your body. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

And you would need to have a very long mustache. Which I don't, and I can't. But you can get one. You could do it, too. Look at you. I know, but then my shit starts turning weird colors. Also, if I ride a motorcycle, do I need to wear boots, or can I just do, like, sneakers? You need to wear boots. The hell no, then. Something needs to be leather on your body. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

And you would need to have a very long mustache. Which I don't, and I can't. But you can get one. You could do it, too. Look at you. I know, but then my shit starts turning weird colors. Also, if I ride a motorcycle, do I need to wear boots, or can I just do, like, sneakers? You need to wear boots. The hell no, then. Something needs to be leather on your body. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Whether it be a jacket.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Whether it be a jacket.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Whether it be a jacket.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Oh, hold on. Now I'm in. I'm back in. I love gloves.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Oh, hold on. Now I'm in. I'm back in. I love gloves.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Oh, hold on. Now I'm in. I'm back in. I love gloves.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yo. No, you don't need cutoff gloves for riding motorcycles. Can I say something? No. Uber drivers. You don't need cut off gloves. What do you think you're doing?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yo. No, you don't need cutoff gloves for riding motorcycles. Can I say something? No. Uber drivers. You don't need cut off gloves. What do you think you're doing?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yo. No, you don't need cutoff gloves for riding motorcycles. Can I say something? No. Uber drivers. You don't need cut off gloves. What do you think you're doing?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

I'm like, unless you're like bullying someone in the 90s, what are we wearing? I don't understand that. I think that's like an old timey like cab driver cab driver thing. Yeah. Like they would have like that cab driver hat. And they'd have to have the, they'd go, where are you going? You know? What do you need, a grip? What is this? Well, you do need grip to drive. Hands.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

I'm like, unless you're like bullying someone in the 90s, what are we wearing? I don't understand that. I think that's like an old timey like cab driver cab driver thing. Yeah. Like they would have like that cab driver hat. And they'd have to have the, they'd go, where are you going? You know? What do you need, a grip? What is this? Well, you do need grip to drive. Hands.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

I'm like, unless you're like bullying someone in the 90s, what are we wearing? I don't understand that. I think that's like an old timey like cab driver cab driver thing. Yeah. Like they would have like that cab driver hat. And they'd have to have the, they'd go, where are you going? You know? What do you need, a grip? What is this? Well, you do need grip to drive. Hands.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

I also think you're not allowed, some states might be like this, and I could have heard this wrong. I don't know if you're allowed to drive with gloves on. Why not? Because I think it could affect your grip. I could be wrong. And I'm honestly, now that I'm thinking about it, I probably am wrong. I know that you can't drive shirtless. Why not? I don't know. That's bullshit. Maybe it's distracting.