Frank Alvarez

Like when, like, listen, I know it's a good bread, but like when people like, have you guys seen those TikToks where it's like people making fun of like millennial burger joints?

Yeah.

And it's like, they're not called appetizers.

They're called shareables.

Yeah, yeah.

Handhelds, you know, like everything is like red brick and everything and exposed.

just like this like exposed venting and but when it's like a burger and then it comes on a brioche bun that's like it adds like six inches to the thing yeah i'm good i'm like come on dude just give me just kind of like again and maybe it's because i grew up going to like diners that were kind of a bit of a hole in the wall sometimes it could be a flat sesame seed bun and i'm fine with that yeah

Like, when you fuck up the ratio of meat to bun, fuck you.

But, like, are you like, this is fucking bullshit.

No, I don't think, like, temperature, I mean, I'm not pumped about it when it comes cold.

Yeah.

You know, I am, like, I hate to say this, though, I do, like, leave reviews and comments.

You're a Yelp guy?

Not a Yelp guy.

I'm not, I haven't done it a lot.

I've done it twice, and the only two times is because it was the same restaurant consistently.

So then I was just like, I'm done.

You fuckers.

I left a review and I deleted the app.

I didn't like wait for someone to hit me up.