Frank Alvarez
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The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
What, make and model?
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I imagine that if they have the power to bite, they have the power to hurt you.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
So what, you think you're going to, like, befriend this turtle?
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
That it'll just be like, let me just give you a little nib.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I think dogs are more often domesticated animals than turtles.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
It's all about the energy you put into the water.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I mean, that's what I say.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
You know how I feel about my ability to not get beat up by animals because I put out a good aura.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
But I feel like getting bit by a turtle, really?
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I think that would be cool.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
They have, like, cool-looking tongues.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I'd want to get bit by an owl.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
That's probably a bad idea too.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I mean, they're so like, their beaks are so like fucking curled and shit.