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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You got to do the wraparound and do it from the front so you can get in with the perfect amount of distance from underneath the scrotum as to buff out the bronzer so it matches perfectly. the cartilage of his ear, which we know doesn't match. He misses spots all the time.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You got to do the wraparound and do it from the front so you can get in with the perfect amount of distance from underneath the scrotum as to buff out the bronzer so it matches perfectly. the cartilage of his ear, which we know doesn't match. He misses spots all the time.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You got to do the wraparound and do it from the front so you can get in with the perfect amount of distance from underneath the scrotum as to buff out the bronzer so it matches perfectly. the cartilage of his ear, which we know doesn't match. He misses spots all the time.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Imagine you were the tanologist giving Trump the choreography as to not have any streaks on his level four tan, but he probably likes it because he does like to dance. Okay, put your hands in a prayer. Okay, now bend over. Got to get underneath the butt cheeks. No, you have to clench. I know your sphincters loose these days. And if you shoot a blank, I have another appointment at five.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Imagine you were the tanologist giving Trump the choreography as to not have any streaks on his level four tan, but he probably likes it because he does like to dance. Okay, put your hands in a prayer. Okay, now bend over. Got to get underneath the butt cheeks. No, you have to clench. I know your sphincters loose these days. And if you shoot a blank, I have another appointment at five.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Imagine you were the tanologist giving Trump the choreography as to not have any streaks on his level four tan, but he probably likes it because he does like to dance. Okay, put your hands in a prayer. Okay, now bend over. Got to get underneath the butt cheeks. No, you have to clench. I know your sphincters loose these days. And if you shoot a blank, I have another appointment at five.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I cannot go to the urgent care for the early onset of pink eye. I cannot afford confunctitis or conjunctivitis. from your loose asshole. Okay, now hold it in three, two, one, and zero. Let me back up away to the right. Now let it loose. Mr. Trump. Is it that protein shake? Is it the Ensure? We got to talk to your dietician. You have got to lay off those. There's feces in the air.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I cannot go to the urgent care for the early onset of pink eye. I cannot afford confunctitis or conjunctivitis. from your loose asshole. Okay, now hold it in three, two, one, and zero. Let me back up away to the right. Now let it loose. Mr. Trump. Is it that protein shake? Is it the Ensure? We got to talk to your dietician. You have got to lay off those. There's feces in the air.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I cannot go to the urgent care for the early onset of pink eye. I cannot afford confunctitis or conjunctivitis. from your loose asshole. Okay, now hold it in three, two, one, and zero. Let me back up away to the right. Now let it loose. Mr. Trump. Is it that protein shake? Is it the Ensure? We got to talk to your dietician. You have got to lay off those. There's feces in the air.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You take a break and come back. Okay. Now lift the heel and five, six, put it down. Seven, eight to the left. Two, three, four. Now stand up and relax. Seven, eight. He's doing the choreography. Okay, and you actually double. You double while he's bent over. He can only bend over so many times in a day, in a week. But for whatever reason, he needs weekly prostate exams. Okay, while you're here.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You take a break and come back. Okay. Now lift the heel and five, six, put it down. Seven, eight to the left. Two, three, four. Now stand up and relax. Seven, eight. He's doing the choreography. Okay, and you actually double. You double while he's bent over. He can only bend over so many times in a day, in a week. But for whatever reason, he needs weekly prostate exams. Okay, while you're here.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

You take a break and come back. Okay. Now lift the heel and five, six, put it down. Seven, eight to the left. Two, three, four. Now stand up and relax. Seven, eight. He's doing the choreography. Okay, and you actually double. You double while he's bent over. He can only bend over so many times in a day, in a week. But for whatever reason, he needs weekly prostate exams. Okay, while you're here.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

While you're here, let's see how much it's grown from last week because I hear your trickles. And I know we have to take a break. We have to take one break in the 10-minute spray, Dan. And I know it's not normal. It's your strain. You guys know Nom Nom, our beloved Nom Nom cat, Jocelyn.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

While you're here, let's see how much it's grown from last week because I hear your trickles. And I know we have to take a break. We have to take one break in the 10-minute spray, Dan. And I know it's not normal. It's your strain. You guys know Nom Nom, our beloved Nom Nom cat, Jocelyn.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

While you're here, let's see how much it's grown from last week because I hear your trickles. And I know we have to take a break. We have to take one break in the 10-minute spray, Dan. And I know it's not normal. It's your strain. You guys know Nom Nom, our beloved Nom Nom cat, Jocelyn.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

She's inherently feminine and hilarious, always running around, scurrying around, looking for her food, screaming when it's feeding time. And then she'll roll on her back for a belly scratch as she should. So what? She's a little picky on what she eats and

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

She's inherently feminine and hilarious, always running around, scurrying around, looking for her food, screaming when it's feeding time. And then she'll roll on her back for a belly scratch as she should. So what? She's a little picky on what she eats and

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

She's inherently feminine and hilarious, always running around, scurrying around, looking for her food, screaming when it's feeding time. And then she'll roll on her back for a belly scratch as she should. So what? She's a little picky on what she eats and

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If you don't feed her at the exact right time in the right portion and exactly the amount of water that she likes on top in order to keep her hydrated. So what? She's a woman. She knows what she likes. So you need to check out our next sponsor, Smalls. Nom Nom prefers Smalls way more than her previous cat food. I honestly did a taste test, but two bowls side by side and she ran to Smalls.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If you don't feed her at the exact right time in the right portion and exactly the amount of water that she likes on top in order to keep her hydrated. So what? She's a woman. She knows what she likes. So you need to check out our next sponsor, Smalls. Nom Nom prefers Smalls way more than her previous cat food. I honestly did a taste test, but two bowls side by side and she ran to Smalls.