Gabby Windey

I'm waiting to have a meltdown. I need to have a tantrum. Oh, you think I get to do that every week with you here watching me? Welcome. Kinda, kinda. And what's really affecting my pleasure centers? What about the doge? Not in a way that you might think, no, no, no, I'm not gonna get in all there. Because why?

I'm waiting to have a meltdown. I need to have a tantrum. Oh, you think I get to do that every week with you here watching me? Welcome. Kinda, kinda. And what's really affecting my pleasure centers? What about the doge? Not in a way that you might think, no, no, no, I'm not gonna get in all there. Because why?

Because you know what I do take as a personal offense is why is it pronounced doge and not dodge? Why can't we just only make sense for once? Why can't we just do things that make sense for once? Oh, that makes too much sense? Definitely not. Let's do the opposite. We can't make it easy on everyone. Department of, oh, it's not a do, da. Department of, we're Canadian, we're up north.

Because you know what I do take as a personal offense is why is it pronounced doge and not dodge? Why can't we just only make sense for once? Why can't we just do things that make sense for once? Oh, that makes too much sense? Definitely not. Let's do the opposite. We can't make it easy on everyone. Department of, oh, it's not a do, da. Department of, we're Canadian, we're up north.

Because you know what I do take as a personal offense is why is it pronounced doge and not dodge? Why can't we just only make sense for once? Why can't we just do things that make sense for once? Oh, that makes too much sense? Definitely not. Let's do the opposite. We can't make it easy on everyone. Department of, oh, it's not a do, da. Department of, we're Canadian, we're up north.

Department of government, it should be da-gay. but not Doge. What are you trying to make it French? What are you trying to make it otherworldly and cultured? This Department of Government Efficiency? What are you? What did you take it from the Bitcoin? Do only good everyone. No, I prefer Department of Government Efficiency, honestly, because who's doing everyone good only ever? Nobody, nobody.

Department of government, it should be da-gay. but not Doge. What are you trying to make it French? What are you trying to make it otherworldly and cultured? This Department of Government Efficiency? What are you? What did you take it from the Bitcoin? Do only good everyone. No, I prefer Department of Government Efficiency, honestly, because who's doing everyone good only ever? Nobody, nobody.

Department of government, it should be da-gay. but not Doge. What are you trying to make it French? What are you trying to make it otherworldly and cultured? This Department of Government Efficiency? What are you? What did you take it from the Bitcoin? Do only good everyone. No, I prefer Department of Government Efficiency, honestly, because who's doing everyone good only ever? Nobody, nobody.

It's never altruistic. Don't even think, don't even think that someone is doing something out of the kindness of their heart because I guarantee you they're not. Yes, I'm giving my last 20 to this nice man on the corner, but it's because I want karma for my next fucking life. But if luck was on my side, I wouldn't have one. I wouldn't have one. I can't do this all again. Are you kidding?

It's never altruistic. Don't even think, don't even think that someone is doing something out of the kindness of their heart because I guarantee you they're not. Yes, I'm giving my last 20 to this nice man on the corner, but it's because I want karma for my next fucking life. But if luck was on my side, I wouldn't have one. I wouldn't have one. I can't do this all again. Are you kidding?

It's never altruistic. Don't even think, don't even think that someone is doing something out of the kindness of their heart because I guarantee you they're not. Yes, I'm giving my last 20 to this nice man on the corner, but it's because I want karma for my next fucking life. But if luck was on my side, I wouldn't have one. I wouldn't have one. I can't do this all again. Are you kidding?

I've already done it all so many times before. You heard my past life regression. I've been here three times before, all out of scenes of television that I've seen recently. Coincidence? I don't think so. I've been there. It's never altruistic. As we know, re-CO2 emissions and mining for crypto. What are you, the crypto queen? What are you, stealing from all your payers?

I've already done it all so many times before. You heard my past life regression. I've been here three times before, all out of scenes of television that I've seen recently. Coincidence? I don't think so. I've been there. It's never altruistic. As we know, re-CO2 emissions and mining for crypto. What are you, the crypto queen? What are you, stealing from all your payers?

I've already done it all so many times before. You heard my past life regression. I've been here three times before, all out of scenes of television that I've seen recently. Coincidence? I don't think so. I've been there. It's never altruistic. As we know, re-CO2 emissions and mining for crypto. What are you, the crypto queen? What are you, stealing from all your payers?

And then you're going to disappear. And I forget what kind of country the crypto queen was. We stopped listening halfway through because it was boring. Okay, another scammer. Get in line behind me. And then there's the executive orders. There's always now everything's an executive order. Who killed JFK? Executive order. Kid Rock in the Oval Office. Executive order.

And then you're going to disappear. And I forget what kind of country the crypto queen was. We stopped listening halfway through because it was boring. Okay, another scammer. Get in line behind me. And then there's the executive orders. There's always now everything's an executive order. Who killed JFK? Executive order. Kid Rock in the Oval Office. Executive order.

And then you're going to disappear. And I forget what kind of country the crypto queen was. We stopped listening halfway through because it was boring. Okay, another scammer. Get in line behind me. And then there's the executive orders. There's always now everything's an executive order. Who killed JFK? Executive order. Kid Rock in the Oval Office. Executive order.

Clad in a loud red outfit and a cowboy hat with rhinestones. Executive order. Spray tans. Free spray tans for the over 70 population. Executive order. And imagine you were the spray tanologist with the task of spraying President Trump weekly. Imagine you are dealt the task to lift up his scrotum.

Clad in a loud red outfit and a cowboy hat with rhinestones. Executive order. Spray tans. Free spray tans for the over 70 population. Executive order. And imagine you were the spray tanologist with the task of spraying President Trump weekly. Imagine you are dealt the task to lift up his scrotum.

Clad in a loud red outfit and a cowboy hat with rhinestones. Executive order. Spray tans. Free spray tans for the over 70 population. Executive order. And imagine you were the spray tanologist with the task of spraying President Trump weekly. Imagine you are dealt the task to lift up his scrotum.