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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

That's going to save me from aging. Read the beauty standards that were placed on me. All for. All because. Of the two titties I was born with that I have to watch sag by the day, they will point downwards at some point in my life. And who do I have to thank for that? Adam. Because he was always the problem in Adam and Eve. Why can't we just blame him for everything for anyways? I must retire.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

And it's like, obviously, obviously, I'd like to start taking my medications out in public without any kind of a glance, without any kind of a judgmental look, look in my way. What is she? Well, we don't look at anyone who needs their statin and furosemide in order to keep their heart beating. But you're going to look at me while I have heart failure of the brain. Something isn't right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

And it's like, obviously, obviously, I'd like to start taking my medications out in public without any kind of a glance, without any kind of a judgmental look, look in my way. What is she? Well, we don't look at anyone who needs their statin and furosemide in order to keep their heart beating. But you're going to look at me while I have heart failure of the brain. Something isn't right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

And it's like, obviously, obviously, I'd like to start taking my medications out in public without any kind of a glance, without any kind of a judgmental look, look in my way. What is she? Well, we don't look at anyone who needs their statin and furosemide in order to keep their heart beating. But you're going to look at me while I have heart failure of the brain. Something isn't right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

The pressure is high up top on the north end. It's high. It's stressful. Blood is barely getting through. It's not perfusing. I could be some sort of an anoxic because I'm trying on the other hand. I'm trying to get our CO2 emissions down. So occasionally I'll breathe out a little soap. There goes the ozone.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

The pressure is high up top on the north end. It's high. It's stressful. Blood is barely getting through. It's not perfusing. I could be some sort of an anoxic because I'm trying on the other hand. I'm trying to get our CO2 emissions down. So occasionally I'll breathe out a little soap. There goes the ozone.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

The pressure is high up top on the north end. It's high. It's stressful. Blood is barely getting through. It's not perfusing. I could be some sort of an anoxic because I'm trying on the other hand. I'm trying to get our CO2 emissions down. So occasionally I'll breathe out a little soap. There goes the ozone.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I wanna be able to take one half of my Lamictal in coach after we've reached the level where the wifi thing turns on and the seatbelt turns off so I can get in the overhead cabin because I can't take it all at once because it makes me too tired. And you know that's my uphill battle every fucking day. So I have to take my medications in divisions. I got to the dinner first.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I wanna be able to take one half of my Lamictal in coach after we've reached the level where the wifi thing turns on and the seatbelt turns off so I can get in the overhead cabin because I can't take it all at once because it makes me too tired. And you know that's my uphill battle every fucking day. So I have to take my medications in divisions. I got to the dinner first.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I wanna be able to take one half of my Lamictal in coach after we've reached the level where the wifi thing turns on and the seatbelt turns off so I can get in the overhead cabin because I can't take it all at once because it makes me too tired. And you know that's my uphill battle every fucking day. So I have to take my medications in divisions. I got to the dinner first.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm waiting on someone to join me. An acquaintance of sort, it's making me nervous. I got to take a propanolol. Why are you looking at me for, you nosy fuck? What do my orange bottle prescriptions have anything to do with your two eyes that are becoming cross-eyed? Looking in the zipper of my vintage bag, look away.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm waiting on someone to join me. An acquaintance of sort, it's making me nervous. I got to take a propanolol. Why are you looking at me for, you nosy fuck? What do my orange bottle prescriptions have anything to do with your two eyes that are becoming cross-eyed? Looking in the zipper of my vintage bag, look away.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm waiting on someone to join me. An acquaintance of sort, it's making me nervous. I got to take a propanolol. Why are you looking at me for, you nosy fuck? What do my orange bottle prescriptions have anything to do with your two eyes that are becoming cross-eyed? Looking in the zipper of my vintage bag, look away.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Yeah, maybe I have to take a gabapentin in the Trader Joe's because this produce aisle is giving me the heebie-jeebies. I have to look in the raspberries to make sure there's no mold. No, I can't take it anymore. What are you looking at me? So maybe I have an infection, chlamydia of the cranium. Then it would all be okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Yeah, maybe I have to take a gabapentin in the Trader Joe's because this produce aisle is giving me the heebie-jeebies. I have to look in the raspberries to make sure there's no mold. No, I can't take it anymore. What are you looking at me? So maybe I have an infection, chlamydia of the cranium. Then it would all be okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Yeah, maybe I have to take a gabapentin in the Trader Joe's because this produce aisle is giving me the heebie-jeebies. I have to look in the raspberries to make sure there's no mold. No, I can't take it anymore. What are you looking at me? So maybe I have an infection, chlamydia of the cranium. Then it would all be okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I would just like to freely, and this is something I'm exercising, and I invite you to go along with me. I'm airing out the little orange or the big orange pill bottles in public. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. What's in here? A mood stabilizer because you don't want my mood flipping in this public area. No, you will be afraid. But I'm waiting.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I would just like to freely, and this is something I'm exercising, and I invite you to go along with me. I'm airing out the little orange or the big orange pill bottles in public. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. What's in here? A mood stabilizer because you don't want my mood flipping in this public area. No, you will be afraid. But I'm waiting.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I would just like to freely, and this is something I'm exercising, and I invite you to go along with me. I'm airing out the little orange or the big orange pill bottles in public. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. What's in here? A mood stabilizer because you don't want my mood flipping in this public area. No, you will be afraid. But I'm waiting.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm waiting to have a meltdown. I need to have a tantrum. Oh, you think I get to do that every week with you here watching me? Welcome. Kinda, kinda. And what's really affecting my pleasure centers? What about the doge? Not in a way that you might think, no, no, no, I'm not gonna get in all there. Because why?