Gabby Windey

It's the national anthem that sings, a song that unites the masses no matter where your loyalties lie, a song we all know, a song we can all discuss.

I've never discussed it, and I never want to, but you get it.

You get it.

It's a metaphor.

It's a euphemism.

It's a figure of speech.

In this national anthem, everybody stands and sings for two and a half minutes and maybe doesn't think about the politics of the left or the right or the north or the south.

Just taking in the American sounds of a local singer who can hit the A minor and God bless America, I have no idea what an A minor is.

But I assume it's in the classic of a song for it is the only note I'll ever know.

I'm talking about the Summer House scandal.

Obviously, Amanda and Wes v. Sierra.

Now, I don't watch Summer House, but I will be watching The Reunion, which Amanda is confirmed to be attending.

So you bet your ass.

This is why reality TV is so important to our culture today.

It brings people together.

A common interest that gives you an insight to others' inner beings and workings.

It's a psychological test.

It's a PSYOP.

Yes, of course, I just learned that word, so I will use it as much as I can because that's how it sticks.

What is your favorite franchise?