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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'll put it in the link below. Maybe they're great sheets. It's like sleeping in a cloud, they say, which we're all going to experience one day because no matter what we do here, no matter if we go through the pain of being upright, we're still going to all I'll die. And who knows?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'll put it in the link below. Maybe they're great sheets. It's like sleeping in a cloud, they say, which we're all going to experience one day because no matter what we do here, no matter if we go through the pain of being upright, we're still going to all I'll die. And who knows?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If your back is going to hold up by then, know you're still going to be in pain this sciatica because you've been laying in bed all day, you lazy fuck. I need a drink. Ah, the carbonation. The accessible bed comes with a variety of compartments. The first being your computer and the keyboard, complete with a number pad and a fucking mouse. I need to rest the palm of my hand on something.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If your back is going to hold up by then, know you're still going to be in pain this sciatica because you've been laying in bed all day, you lazy fuck. I need a drink. Ah, the carbonation. The accessible bed comes with a variety of compartments. The first being your computer and the keyboard, complete with a number pad and a fucking mouse. I need to rest the palm of my hand on something.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

If your back is going to hold up by then, know you're still going to be in pain this sciatica because you've been laying in bed all day, you lazy fuck. I need a drink. Ah, the carbonation. The accessible bed comes with a variety of compartments. The first being your computer and the keyboard, complete with a number pad and a fucking mouse. I need to rest the palm of my hand on something.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I need the support. Like a Dr. Scholl's insert on a shoe that just doesn't fit right. I have high arches. What can I say? It's the one thing my mother gave me besides a button nose. You should see my point. You should see the point on these suckers. It'll make you grain with envy. A compartment for the computer and the number pad. Because if I have to poke at the top of the QWERTY one more time,

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I need the support. Like a Dr. Scholl's insert on a shoe that just doesn't fit right. I have high arches. What can I say? It's the one thing my mother gave me besides a button nose. You should see my point. You should see the point on these suckers. It'll make you grain with envy. A compartment for the computer and the number pad. Because if I have to poke at the top of the QWERTY one more time,

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I need the support. Like a Dr. Scholl's insert on a shoe that just doesn't fit right. I have high arches. What can I say? It's the one thing my mother gave me besides a button nose. You should see my point. You should see the point on these suckers. It'll make you grain with envy. A compartment for the computer and the number pad. Because if I have to poke at the top of the QWERTY one more time,

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Okay. I'm free on a four slash 12. Okay. Go to the bottom. Okay. Up at 10 caps lock P S T A M poking, poking, poking, poking, poking. I want the number pad. Have you seen, have you seen a woman with a number pad, a force to be reckoned with? I can, I can type in those numbers. I can do some math. Fucking finally. Oh, my number. It's never, it's never become clearer in my head.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Okay. I'm free on a four slash 12. Okay. Go to the bottom. Okay. Up at 10 caps lock P S T A M poking, poking, poking, poking, poking. I want the number pad. Have you seen, have you seen a woman with a number pad, a force to be reckoned with? I can, I can type in those numbers. I can do some math. Fucking finally. Oh, my number. It's never, it's never become clearer in my head.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Okay. I'm free on a four slash 12. Okay. Go to the bottom. Okay. Up at 10 caps lock P S T A M poking, poking, poking, poking, poking. I want the number pad. Have you seen, have you seen a woman with a number pad, a force to be reckoned with? I can, I can type in those numbers. I can do some math. Fucking finally. Oh, my number. It's never, it's never become clearer in my head.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

This number pad, the 369 aligned just right. Now we're talking. Now I can get something done of my taxes, but I cannot without a number pad. What are you going to tell that to the IRS, Gabby 4? Good luck. They're already making sure your dad's home with the FedEx delivery. That cannot be a good sign. We need a compartment for the blowy. No, not that kind, you sick freak. I left that in 2021.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

This number pad, the 369 aligned just right. Now we're talking. Now I can get something done of my taxes, but I cannot without a number pad. What are you going to tell that to the IRS, Gabby 4? Good luck. They're already making sure your dad's home with the FedEx delivery. That cannot be a good sign. We need a compartment for the blowy. No, not that kind, you sick freak. I left that in 2021.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

This number pad, the 369 aligned just right. Now we're talking. Now I can get something done of my taxes, but I cannot without a number pad. What are you going to tell that to the IRS, Gabby 4? Good luck. They're already making sure your dad's home with the FedEx delivery. That cannot be a good sign. We need a compartment for the blowy. No, not that kind, you sick freak. I left that in 2021.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

The last time, the first time I was on TV, I left the blowies there. I'm talking about a blowout. I need a compartment fit with a lit mirror as to blur out all my facial features so whatever's staring back at me is less of a John C. Reilly and more of a Jack Nicholson, maybe of his more beautiful roles. Okay, now we're talking Real Housewives of New York, the old seasons on in the background.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

The last time, the first time I was on TV, I left the blowies there. I'm talking about a blowout. I need a compartment fit with a lit mirror as to blur out all my facial features so whatever's staring back at me is less of a John C. Reilly and more of a Jack Nicholson, maybe of his more beautiful roles. Okay, now we're talking Real Housewives of New York, the old seasons on in the background.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

The last time, the first time I was on TV, I left the blowies there. I'm talking about a blowout. I need a compartment fit with a lit mirror as to blur out all my facial features so whatever's staring back at me is less of a John C. Reilly and more of a Jack Nicholson, maybe of his more beautiful roles. Okay, now we're talking Real Housewives of New York, the old seasons on in the background.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

It's time for rewatch. I need something of a distraction. to help get me through. And it has to be Luann at her most deranged. Season 10, I think it is. She's the only thing that can keep me grounded in these Velcro rollers that I still don't know how to work exactly right. So it gives me the perfect bounce, but not so much about akin to the 80s. No, I hope the 80s never comes back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

It's time for rewatch. I need something of a distraction. to help get me through. And it has to be Luann at her most deranged. Season 10, I think it is. She's the only thing that can keep me grounded in these Velcro rollers that I still don't know how to work exactly right. So it gives me the perfect bounce, but not so much about akin to the 80s. No, I hope the 80s never comes back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

It's time for rewatch. I need something of a distraction. to help get me through. And it has to be Luann at her most deranged. Season 10, I think it is. She's the only thing that can keep me grounded in these Velcro rollers that I still don't know how to work exactly right. So it gives me the perfect bounce, but not so much about akin to the 80s. No, I hope the 80s never comes back.