Gabby Windey

Please, someone change my age on wiki already.

How will I have my first sex scene riddled with dots exposing my adipose tissue and imperfection?

Will this affect my fake orgasm?

How will I ever post on Instagram if I have pants on?

You guys know that's not my thing.

There goes my career, my savings, and my ego.

I'm broke.

Back to the blaster of brutality.

So I read the directions naturally, carefully, and what not do for safety.

Anything glaring that popped out at me.

And, you know, it said, do not use the fascia blaster on the neck for cause of stroke.

You bet your ass I caught into that one.

Uh-uh.

I'm not ready for that.

Do not use if you're on blood thinners.

I'm not that I'm aware of, but who knows all these medications I'm on if they're making my blood a little thin, but I just don't think so.

It seems quite viscous.

Done and done.

I have various neck creams, silicone tape, and a red light, which will negate all the effects of breathing tobacco down my throat.

And me, no brain on fire.