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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6063 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It's not proving to be true. I cannot figure it out for once in my life. I need help. I need to know. How many perverts are out there? So, so basically I'm like another Hulu Netflix documentary waiting in the wings. We'll never know the truth. So I think there should be a union of sorts. I think there should be a union for sex workers. Let's unionize because it's dangerous work by nature.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So they need protection. And the first chapter would be no men allowed to manage them. Don't even come close. No, women only. And the managers can only take a max percentage of 30%, chapter one. Chapter one, get those grubby little XY chromosomes off my money. I want to be managed by a woman because with a man in the picture, there's already a power dynamic just by sheer anatomy.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So they need protection. And the first chapter would be no men allowed to manage them. Don't even come close. No, women only. And the managers can only take a max percentage of 30%, chapter one. Chapter one, get those grubby little XY chromosomes off my money. I want to be managed by a woman because with a man in the picture, there's already a power dynamic just by sheer anatomy.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So they need protection. And the first chapter would be no men allowed to manage them. Don't even come close. No, women only. And the managers can only take a max percentage of 30%, chapter one. Chapter one, get those grubby little XY chromosomes off my money. I want to be managed by a woman because with a man in the picture, there's already a power dynamic just by sheer anatomy.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They're stronger, they're bigger, they're more powerful than you. And sex is another layer that's dangerous and exploitative. Get the fuck out of here. Second, if I had it my way, if I had it my way, they'd be 25. That's when our cerebellum, that's when our white matter, our gray matter, our pituitary frontal lobe is fully formed at 25. That would never fly.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They're stronger, they're bigger, they're more powerful than you. And sex is another layer that's dangerous and exploitative. Get the fuck out of here. Second, if I had it my way, if I had it my way, they'd be 25. That's when our cerebellum, that's when our white matter, our gray matter, our pituitary frontal lobe is fully formed at 25. That would never fly.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They're stronger, they're bigger, they're more powerful than you. And sex is another layer that's dangerous and exploitative. Get the fuck out of here. Second, if I had it my way, if I had it my way, they'd be 25. That's when our cerebellum, that's when our white matter, our gray matter, our pituitary frontal lobe is fully formed at 25. That would never fly.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So for sake of ease and whatever the legalities are around creating a union, we'll go with 21, another arbitrary number, which has been not detonated, but designated to be the age where we can engage legally in activity which might harm us. What's the difference between 18 and 21? I guess three years, honestly, which is a lot of time for your brain, but I'd like to push it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So for sake of ease and whatever the legalities are around creating a union, we'll go with 21, another arbitrary number, which has been not detonated, but designated to be the age where we can engage legally in activity which might harm us. What's the difference between 18 and 21? I guess three years, honestly, which is a lot of time for your brain, but I'd like to push it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

So for sake of ease and whatever the legalities are around creating a union, we'll go with 21, another arbitrary number, which has been not detonated, but designated to be the age where we can engage legally in activity which might harm us. What's the difference between 18 and 21? I guess three years, honestly, which is a lot of time for your brain, but I'd like to push it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And nothing's gonna control me. I started drinking at 13 anyway. What are you gonna do? We can at least try. I think they should be 25. We're no stranger to a head buzz around here, are we? Are we? Because that first head buzz of the day, the first five seconds that you finally feel alive is gonna go away. And you'll be clawing all day to try and get it back again. That's the nicotine.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And nothing's gonna control me. I started drinking at 13 anyway. What are you gonna do? We can at least try. I think they should be 25. We're no stranger to a head buzz around here, are we? Are we? Because that first head buzz of the day, the first five seconds that you finally feel alive is gonna go away. And you'll be clawing all day to try and get it back again. That's the nicotine.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And nothing's gonna control me. I started drinking at 13 anyway. What are you gonna do? We can at least try. I think they should be 25. We're no stranger to a head buzz around here, are we? Are we? Because that first head buzz of the day, the first five seconds that you finally feel alive is gonna go away. And you'll be clawing all day to try and get it back again. That's the nicotine.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

That's the nicotine in us. So we have something very important to talk about. Your man's that disgusting freak, his nicotine choices. Because we cannot keep having those cheap, ugly nicotine cans cluttering up everywhere. The nightstand, the dresser. They're probably in the bed. He cannot clean up after himself. So it's time for an upgrade. Lucy. Lucy is the it girl of nicotine brands.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

That's the nicotine in us. So we have something very important to talk about. Your man's that disgusting freak, his nicotine choices. Because we cannot keep having those cheap, ugly nicotine cans cluttering up everywhere. The nightstand, the dresser. They're probably in the bed. He cannot clean up after himself. So it's time for an upgrade. Lucy. Lucy is the it girl of nicotine brands.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

That's the nicotine in us. So we have something very important to talk about. Your man's that disgusting freak, his nicotine choices. Because we cannot keep having those cheap, ugly nicotine cans cluttering up everywhere. The nightstand, the dresser. They're probably in the bed. He cannot clean up after himself. So it's time for an upgrade. Lucy. Lucy is the it girl of nicotine brands.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They're not your standard gas station pouches. We love to hear it. Lucy is 100% pure nicotine and always tobacco free. They taste better, feel smoother, and it's just a clean premium experience. Breakers have a tiny capsule inside. It's giving camel crush. It's giving high school. It's giving the best days or maybe the worst days. I won't make you talk about it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They're not your standard gas station pouches. We love to hear it. Lucy is 100% pure nicotine and always tobacco free. They taste better, feel smoother, and it's just a clean premium experience. Breakers have a tiny capsule inside. It's giving camel crush. It's giving high school. It's giving the best days or maybe the worst days. I won't make you talk about it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

They're not your standard gas station pouches. We love to hear it. Lucy is 100% pure nicotine and always tobacco free. They taste better, feel smoother, and it's just a clean premium experience. Breakers have a tiny capsule inside. It's giving camel crush. It's giving high school. It's giving the best days or maybe the worst days. I won't make you talk about it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

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