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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Filled with old ladies with tits to their knees who have lost all kind of perception and fucks to be given. They left them in the 1900s where they belong. Now they cannot be bothered. Their fucks slowly sweat off of them in the steam pool, further exfoliate in the sauna, and they get to recharge in the cold plunge. This is what we need to reset to make it through a work trip.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Naturally, I must get high before to get myself in the exact right headspace, a little indica as to not onset the paranoia that is sure to come with the sativa. I walk. It's within walking distance. I step into the lobby. Oh, oh, alarms are going off. There's men here. As I step in, I try and calm myself. This is not the time. Maybe it's two levels. There has to be a designated space for the men.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Naturally, I must get high before to get myself in the exact right headspace, a little indica as to not onset the paranoia that is sure to come with the sativa. I walk. It's within walking distance. I step into the lobby. Oh, oh, alarms are going off. There's men here. As I step in, I try and calm myself. This is not the time. Maybe it's two levels. There has to be a designated space for the men.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Naturally, I must get high before to get myself in the exact right headspace, a little indica as to not onset the paranoia that is sure to come with the sativa. I walk. It's within walking distance. I step into the lobby. Oh, oh, alarms are going off. There's men here. As I step in, I try and calm myself. This is not the time. Maybe it's two levels. There has to be a designated space for the men.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I know there's not a real estate in New York. So instead of being side by side to the women's section, it must be upstairs. What if there's a leak? That's not for me to know. That's for the plumber. I'm not an architect. What do I look like? They have some kind of waterproof drywall built of cement that makes a lot of sense on a multiple story floor as to not leak from the cold plunge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I know there's not a real estate in New York. So instead of being side by side to the women's section, it must be upstairs. What if there's a leak? That's not for me to know. That's for the plumber. I'm not an architect. What do I look like? They have some kind of waterproof drywall built of cement that makes a lot of sense on a multiple story floor as to not leak from the cold plunge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I know there's not a real estate in New York. So instead of being side by side to the women's section, it must be upstairs. What if there's a leak? That's not for me to know. That's for the plumber. I'm not an architect. What do I look like? They have some kind of waterproof drywall built of cement that makes a lot of sense on a multiple story floor as to not leak from the cold plunge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We must be separate. Do not Let your fear center engage. Know the weed. Know that Indica is still not helping. I am afraid. She gives me the wristband. She teaches me how to work it. I immediately forget. For I am still scared. I walk into the locker room. Oh. No, there's not men, but there is way too many women. This locker room is huge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We must be separate. Do not Let your fear center engage. Know the weed. Know that Indica is still not helping. I am afraid. She gives me the wristband. She teaches me how to work it. I immediately forget. For I am still scared. I walk into the locker room. Oh. No, there's not men, but there is way too many women. This locker room is huge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We must be separate. Do not Let your fear center engage. Know the weed. Know that Indica is still not helping. I am afraid. She gives me the wristband. She teaches me how to work it. I immediately forget. For I am still scared. I walk into the locker room. Oh. No, there's not men, but there is way too many women. This locker room is huge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Lots of women walking around, coming from all sorts of career fields. I can tell by their gait. I can tell by the way they walk. I can tell from one arthritic knuckle, from typing away all day. One more email. One more email. As per my last fucking email. Don't get me. No, do not bump me. Don't bump it. I don't want to talk to you. Their fingers are arthritic. Ah, there's one in healthcare.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Lots of women walking around, coming from all sorts of career fields. I can tell by their gait. I can tell by the way they walk. I can tell from one arthritic knuckle, from typing away all day. One more email. One more email. As per my last fucking email. Don't get me. No, do not bump me. Don't bump it. I don't want to talk to you. Their fingers are arthritic. Ah, there's one in healthcare.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Lots of women walking around, coming from all sorts of career fields. I can tell by their gait. I can tell by the way they walk. I can tell from one arthritic knuckle, from typing away all day. One more email. One more email. As per my last fucking email. Don't get me. No, do not bump me. Don't bump it. I don't want to talk to you. Their fingers are arthritic. Ah, there's one in healthcare.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

She's moving extra fast. And the last thing she shall take off. To get naked before the spa is her dance go. Because she understands what the support of a sciatica might mean to her in her future. Luckily, I brought a bathing suit. Nobody is naked. This is all very concerning to me. I'm starting to panic. I'm starting to panic. Do not give up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

She's moving extra fast. And the last thing she shall take off. To get naked before the spa is her dance go. Because she understands what the support of a sciatica might mean to her in her future. Luckily, I brought a bathing suit. Nobody is naked. This is all very concerning to me. I'm starting to panic. I'm starting to panic. Do not give up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

She's moving extra fast. And the last thing she shall take off. To get naked before the spa is her dance go. Because she understands what the support of a sciatica might mean to her in her future. Luckily, I brought a bathing suit. Nobody is naked. This is all very concerning to me. I'm starting to panic. I'm starting to panic. Do not give up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You've paid $85 times two because you thought Robbie was going to be able to go with you. No, you have no more support she had. She has a prior engagement. It's okay. Fight through. What is on the other side? The hit of a dopamine akin to a cocaine that I've said before that the cold plunge gives you. You're almost there. It's all gonna be okay once you get inside.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You've paid $85 times two because you thought Robbie was going to be able to go with you. No, you have no more support she had. She has a prior engagement. It's okay. Fight through. What is on the other side? The hit of a dopamine akin to a cocaine that I've said before that the cold plunge gives you. You're almost there. It's all gonna be okay once you get inside.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You've paid $85 times two because you thought Robbie was going to be able to go with you. No, you have no more support she had. She has a prior engagement. It's okay. Fight through. What is on the other side? The hit of a dopamine akin to a cocaine that I've said before that the cold plunge gives you. You're almost there. It's all gonna be okay once you get inside.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Boy, boy, have I never been so wrong. I step foot, barefoot. I didn't bring a flip-flop. Oh, great. Here comes the planner wart. Men everywhere, everywhere looking at me. Ugh. Oh, here's that distant feeling of what it's like to be sexualized. I thought, I thought that was in the past. Now I'm acutely aware of the word, of the word that is perceived. Here we go. I feel a retina graze my areola.