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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Boy, boy, have I never been so wrong. I step foot, barefoot. I didn't bring a flip-flop. Oh, great. Here comes the planner wart. Men everywhere, everywhere looking at me. Ugh. Oh, here's that distant feeling of what it's like to be sexualized. I thought, I thought that was in the past. Now I'm acutely aware of the word, of the word that is perceived. Here we go. I feel a retina graze my areola.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Boy, boy, have I never been so wrong. I step foot, barefoot. I didn't bring a flip-flop. Oh, great. Here comes the planner wart. Men everywhere, everywhere looking at me. Ugh. Oh, here's that distant feeling of what it's like to be sexualized. I thought, I thought that was in the past. Now I'm acutely aware of the word, of the word that is perceived. Here we go. I feel a retina graze my areola.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Don't cower. You've lived your whole life cowering because you're 5'8 and everybody else is shorter than you. Yes, including the man. You must hunch your shoulders and get down to their level. Thanks for nothing. Forward rolling shoulders. That's why I need to go to the gym. I have to engage my scapulas to pull the shoulders back to lead with confidence that I've never had.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Don't cower. You've lived your whole life cowering because you're 5'8 and everybody else is shorter than you. Yes, including the man. You must hunch your shoulders and get down to their level. Thanks for nothing. Forward rolling shoulders. That's why I need to go to the gym. I have to engage my scapulas to pull the shoulders back to lead with confidence that I've never had.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Don't cower. You've lived your whole life cowering because you're 5'8 and everybody else is shorter than you. Yes, including the man. You must hunch your shoulders and get down to their level. Thanks for nothing. Forward rolling shoulders. That's why I need to go to the gym. I have to engage my scapulas to pull the shoulders back to lead with confidence that I've never had.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

But they might take it a different way, the men. The men in their Speedo and Happy Trail and furry chest looking at you. They might take it differently. They might remember the Quaalude they bought from Hugh Hefner's estate sale, which they have been saving just for you, just for this moment. They're gonna sneak it into the bathtub where you soak and it will permeate your pores on the epidermis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

But they might take it a different way, the men. The men in their Speedo and Happy Trail and furry chest looking at you. They might take it differently. They might remember the Quaalude they bought from Hugh Hefner's estate sale, which they have been saving just for you, just for this moment. They're gonna sneak it into the bathtub where you soak and it will permeate your pores on the epidermis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

But they might take it a different way, the men. The men in their Speedo and Happy Trail and furry chest looking at you. They might take it differently. They might remember the Quaalude they bought from Hugh Hefner's estate sale, which they have been saving just for you, just for this moment. They're gonna sneak it into the bathtub where you soak and it will permeate your pores on the epidermis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

There you go. This is what they've been waiting for. Know this is a co-ed space. Not only do I have Senecal on the horizon, there's nowhere to go. They're packed like sardines. They're packed like sardines. The men and the woman, the bathhouse flat iron is for where people to go, is where people to go for procreation. This is where they go to make a fetus. The pool is milky.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

There you go. This is what they've been waiting for. Know this is a co-ed space. Not only do I have Senecal on the horizon, there's nowhere to go. They're packed like sardines. They're packed like sardines. The men and the woman, the bathhouse flat iron is for where people to go, is where people to go for procreation. This is where they go to make a fetus. The pool is milky.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

There you go. This is what they've been waiting for. Know this is a co-ed space. Not only do I have Senecal on the horizon, there's nowhere to go. They're packed like sardines. They're packed like sardines. The men and the woman, the bathhouse flat iron is for where people to go, is where people to go for procreation. This is where they go to make a fetus. The pool is milky.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

With a substance that I shall not be named. No, it's not milky. Come on. But it could be. It could be for how close these men and women are to each other. There's a funny substance on the floor. Oh, no. If it's not a plan or wart, it is something of a substance that could impregnate me from the sole of my foot. It could crawl up. my main artery and lie in my uterus.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

With a substance that I shall not be named. No, it's not milky. Come on. But it could be. It could be for how close these men and women are to each other. There's a funny substance on the floor. Oh, no. If it's not a plan or wart, it is something of a substance that could impregnate me from the sole of my foot. It could crawl up. my main artery and lie in my uterus.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

With a substance that I shall not be named. No, it's not milky. Come on. But it could be. It could be for how close these men and women are to each other. There's a funny substance on the floor. Oh, no. If it's not a plan or wart, it is something of a substance that could impregnate me from the sole of my foot. It could crawl up. my main artery and lie in my uterus.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I'm afraid I have to immediately leave. Thank you so much for your nice service. But, but I thought there was going to be a woman screaming in every steam room, sauna and pool because it's time for your body scrub. Scrub me like a dinner plate. where there is no sexualization infiltrating the space.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I'm afraid I have to immediately leave. Thank you so much for your nice service. But, but I thought there was going to be a woman screaming in every steam room, sauna and pool because it's time for your body scrub. Scrub me like a dinner plate. where there is no sexualization infiltrating the space.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I'm afraid I have to immediately leave. Thank you so much for your nice service. But, but I thought there was going to be a woman screaming in every steam room, sauna and pool because it's time for your body scrub. Scrub me like a dinner plate. where there is no sexualization infiltrating the space.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

No, her whole purpose is to make you think that your skin could be scrubbed raw, but it shan't and will leave you with nothing more, with nothing less than a buttery surface for your lesbian wife at home to appreciate. This is a co-ed space. Because there's only one type of man who will not sexualize you. And no, I'm not talking about your father. He is a pervert, as you know.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

No, her whole purpose is to make you think that your skin could be scrubbed raw, but it shan't and will leave you with nothing more, with nothing less than a buttery surface for your lesbian wife at home to appreciate. This is a co-ed space. Because there's only one type of man who will not sexualize you. And no, I'm not talking about your father. He is a pervert, as you know.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

No, her whole purpose is to make you think that your skin could be scrubbed raw, but it shan't and will leave you with nothing more, with nothing less than a buttery surface for your lesbian wife at home to appreciate. This is a co-ed space. Because there's only one type of man who will not sexualize you. And no, I'm not talking about your father. He is a pervert, as you know.