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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

He looks at my breasts whenever I come close and plays with my hair during conversation, please. Please get that booty digger away from my freshly cut, moisturized locks. I got a deep conditioning, deep, deep conditioning treatment. It is the Portuguese man. Yes, they do exist.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

He looks at my breasts whenever I come close and plays with my hair during conversation, please. Please get that booty digger away from my freshly cut, moisturized locks. I got a deep conditioning, deep, deep conditioning treatment. It is the Portuguese man. Yes, they do exist.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

He looks at my breasts whenever I come close and plays with my hair during conversation, please. Please get that booty digger away from my freshly cut, moisturized locks. I got a deep conditioning, deep, deep conditioning treatment. It is the Portuguese man. Yes, they do exist.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The Portuguese and the man who does not sexualize you, they don't care if you're wearing, they don't care if you're walking around in a see-through dress in the name of fashion. They won't even look twice, no. No, they're busy smoking a cig and gossiping about the earthquake that they cannot get over that happened a thousand years ago, but the city is still rebuilding. They have priorities.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The Portuguese and the man who does not sexualize you, they don't care if you're wearing, they don't care if you're walking around in a see-through dress in the name of fashion. They won't even look twice, no. No, they're busy smoking a cig and gossiping about the earthquake that they cannot get over that happened a thousand years ago, but the city is still rebuilding. They have priorities.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The Portuguese and the man who does not sexualize you, they don't care if you're wearing, they don't care if you're walking around in a see-through dress in the name of fashion. They won't even look twice, no. No, they're busy smoking a cig and gossiping about the earthquake that they cannot get over that happened a thousand years ago, but the city is still rebuilding. They have priorities.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

So what? So you might think of me as a conspiracy theorist of sorts, and it is a slippery slope, the conspiracy of it all. And not kind of, not you're wearing socks around the house and you got a fresh piece of floor that's just been cleaned, could never be me, so you slip. Oh, I can get myself back up again. No, no, this is a severe slip. This is of the tailbone kind. You're sore for days.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

So what? So you might think of me as a conspiracy theorist of sorts, and it is a slippery slope, the conspiracy of it all. And not kind of, not you're wearing socks around the house and you got a fresh piece of floor that's just been cleaned, could never be me, so you slip. Oh, I can get myself back up again. No, no, this is a severe slip. This is of the tailbone kind. You're sore for days.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

So what? So you might think of me as a conspiracy theorist of sorts, and it is a slippery slope, the conspiracy of it all. And not kind of, not you're wearing socks around the house and you got a fresh piece of floor that's just been cleaned, could never be me, so you slip. Oh, I can get myself back up again. No, no, this is a severe slip. This is of the tailbone kind. You're sore for days.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You have to sit on a donut in public. No, this is the sort. Think dishwasher soap on the slip and slide. Think extra KY on one finger. In and out, in and out, in and out. No friction. Disgusting. This is the kind of slope that is slippery that will lead you to a conspiracy. I am susceptible. There has to be a different meaning. It is not what it seems.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You have to sit on a donut in public. No, this is the sort. Think dishwasher soap on the slip and slide. Think extra KY on one finger. In and out, in and out, in and out. No friction. Disgusting. This is the kind of slope that is slippery that will lead you to a conspiracy. I am susceptible. There has to be a different meaning. It is not what it seems.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

You have to sit on a donut in public. No, this is the sort. Think dishwasher soap on the slip and slide. Think extra KY on one finger. In and out, in and out, in and out. No friction. Disgusting. This is the kind of slope that is slippery that will lead you to a conspiracy. I am susceptible. There has to be a different meaning. It is not what it seems.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

So, so I am afraid to say, so I am afraid to say, I started to go down. What do you mean? What do you mean I should be buying stock in a pharmaceutical company because of a vaccine? How did the two go hand in hand? Oh yeah, because of the business capitalization our country is. Oh yeah. What do you mean I still have to get a booster every six months? Oh, that is for the immunocompromised.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

So, so I am afraid to say, so I am afraid to say, I started to go down. What do you mean? What do you mean I should be buying stock in a pharmaceutical company because of a vaccine? How did the two go hand in hand? Oh yeah, because of the business capitalization our country is. Oh yeah. What do you mean I still have to get a booster every six months? Oh, that is for the immunocompromised.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

So, so I am afraid to say, so I am afraid to say, I started to go down. What do you mean? What do you mean I should be buying stock in a pharmaceutical company because of a vaccine? How did the two go hand in hand? Oh yeah, because of the business capitalization our country is. Oh yeah. What do you mean I still have to get a booster every six months? Oh, that is for the immunocompromised.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I was a healthcare worker. So you bet your ass I was getting my vaccines because I had to. I couldn't not have a job. I was living paycheck to paycheck. So I got my flu A and my flu B, which is all in one. And I don't even know if it. It's like, hello. It's like, hello. There's research that can predict what kind of flu is going to be the most traumatic in the season.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I was a healthcare worker. So you bet your ass I was getting my vaccines because I had to. I couldn't not have a job. I was living paycheck to paycheck. So I got my flu A and my flu B, which is all in one. And I don't even know if it. It's like, hello. It's like, hello. There's research that can predict what kind of flu is going to be the most traumatic in the season.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I was a healthcare worker. So you bet your ass I was getting my vaccines because I had to. I couldn't not have a job. I was living paycheck to paycheck. So I got my flu A and my flu B, which is all in one. And I don't even know if it. It's like, hello. It's like, hello. There's research that can predict what kind of flu is going to be the most traumatic in the season.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Okay, but I'm not around sick people all the time. I got the flu. I got the flu B. I'm still dealing with my bronchitis. Re-nausea post vitamin D, C, and Z. Okay, so, so what does this all mean? I go to a fairly important dinner with people surrounded by people who I should care about what they think of me for they are in charge of my career somewhat. I sit down, the lights are dim, well,

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Okay, but I'm not around sick people all the time. I got the flu. I got the flu B. I'm still dealing with my bronchitis. Re-nausea post vitamin D, C, and Z. Okay, so, so what does this all mean? I go to a fairly important dinner with people surrounded by people who I should care about what they think of me for they are in charge of my career somewhat. I sit down, the lights are dim, well,