Gabby Windey

Yeast infection inducing camel toe exposing.

And Jason, these are exposing his moose knuckles of sorts.

Or he wishes for he doesn't have simply a camel.

Women's athletic shorts like the Lululemon of a kind.

Tight, tight, tight athletic shorts.

Everything is so tight.

And this is the husband of the former United States Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristen Noem.

Jason Jackson.

His birth given name is Brian Noem.

But he goes by JJ for some odd reason.

Especially since it seems like he is wanting to be more of a Jessica.

Or a Janet.

Or maybe a Julianne.

Julianne, something a little more feminine to match his extremely large nipples.

For I can relate, though.

It looks like I've breastfed five to six children, and they are stuck erect.

A blessing, for I haven't had to breastfeed one, but I am in a great position to be a wet nurse.

Permission to kink shame, I say.

vehemently, I'm sorry, it's not kink shaming when they're a Republican, but that's just the data, I say.

Brian dresses up like Jason and then pays online models to talk to him or whatever the fuck he's doing.