Gabby Windey

It's like filled with all these awards that she's won.

Scam.

If she didn't actually win them, it was nepotism, allegedly, in my opinion.

And I am the best new artist for Las Culturistas, aren't I?

She's not alleged, I am, but can we say it's equivalent to an Oscar?

Some say yes.

Then she has pictures of all these celebrities with their products, endorsing it.

No one really recognizable, however, except Shakira.

Shakira.

endorsing her fascia blaster this is low you fucked me up this is what gets you but we know the ones who shall Shakira had a lot of back taxes to pay that one time in Colombia a while ago

And she even has her legs insured so you know times were tough in her Chase Bank account.

It was not looking good.

Read those goose eggs.

I'm getting so hot and frustrated I can't even talk.

At the end of the website it states, scientifically proven to remodel fascia tissue.

What science has proven it?

As I look on Google Scholar, as I do every other high school,

level research it says it is pseudoscience not there's not enough research on it actually this is just a chosen sentence with words because now we know it is not fda approved but you have i wouldn't be able to find it unless someone said that in the lawsuit and then i looked it up and sure enough it was there that it may be fda approved so may or may not so it's not

And I believed it because it said it was HSA eligible.

So you can use your hard-earned money that's tax-free.