Gabby Windey

But it's giving mermaid, which like nothing against, I guess, yeah, yeah, something against mermaid dresses.

Okay, I'm just going to be honest.

Who else is in the room besides me?

And these two lights and these cameras, I can say whatever I want because I'm alone and I prefer to be alone.

But it's giving 2000s.

And I hate to be presumptuous, but I just don't even think she can swim.

And I can say that because I can't swim either.

You know, and I just know my non-swimmer kind.

Like, we're not doing the freestyle.

If anything, we're doing the breaststroke.

Because I'm a lesbian.

Selena Gomez, why is she bringing Benny Blanco to these huge red carpets?

He embarrasses her in any public interview.

If he came near a red carpet host, Selena would have to put him in a double Nelson headlock in front of E!

News with her fur-trimmed dress.

She'd have to take those frail little arms and put them around his big head and take them down.

And her dress is tailored just right.

So with the bend of a knee and a flexion of the hip, oh, her zipper popped.

But she needs to use her hamstrings and her glute, the strongest muscle, to get into the double Nelson.

And she only had her last tattered nude Victoria's Secret thong on from junior high for no reason.