Gabby Windey
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's just the one that she picked out of the drawer.
We're all guilty.
And now, because she has a hole in the back, her thong's hanging out, she has to walk like a kindergarten teacher in a pencil skirt and squeeze her butt each step so it's like all dimply.
I bet she doesn't have dimples.
But if this was me, it'd be all dimply.
And if you take a big step, the sea urchin of hairs escaping your tattered thong might come into vision.
You gotta leave that guy at home.
There was Jacob Elordi.
Hated his sunglasses.
He had a mullet.
There was Connor Story.
Loved what he was wearing.
Loved his sunglasses.
Had a mullet.
I loved... I don't know.
I don't always love sunglasses on the red carpet, but especially with a dress.
But I loved hers and she had no mullet.
And... Yeah, I mean...