Gabby Windey

They can't take the wind misplacing their vest.

They need it to look perfect on camera.

And they have team meetings every Monday night where they chug cheap whiskey and play war because they're too dumb for poker and romanticize their next victim in the name of self-defense.

This is who these people are.

I mean, it's like, what does even ICE stand for?

It's Immigrant and Customs Enforcement.

It sounds made up.

Those are made up letters.

It doesn't even sound real.

And don't we already have these people eyeing you down with those beady little eyes while actively ignoring you when you land in Toronto and you need a work permit?

Isn't that immigration and customs enforcement?

So, like, this is a fake and made-up organization enforced to scare citizens, suppress opposing thoughts, and encourage racial superiority.

This is the definition of fascism.

This is the definition of ICE.

okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe it's a lot to take in, and I feel like it is, because I'm like, there's no way, you know, I mean, not that I'm naive or anything, but maybe, but this is, like, actually so clear what's going on, you know, it's like,

This is, we are looking like the country ran by the dictator with a one finger width mustache to try and make a trend, but it was so ugly it never took off.

And I can barely maintain my 90s brows so they don't look like a feral tarantula.

So how did he, how did the dictator with the mustache, shick shave his mustache so carefully every day to keep it in order?

This is the only thing I would like to talk to him about.

As if he had tips and tricks to maintain my brow.