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Gabby Windey

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3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

And then it got me thinking, what might make the pleasure centers a little more pleasurable? We know how I ended up here. It's the drama. What's going to soften the blow of the childhood that is my past? And I'll tell you, an accessible bed of sorts. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't make it any less efficient. And this is my call, Patton. of the bed.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

And then it got me thinking, what might make the pleasure centers a little more pleasurable? We know how I ended up here. It's the drama. What's going to soften the blow of the childhood that is my past? And I'll tell you, an accessible bed of sorts. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't make it any less efficient. And this is my call, Patton. of the bed.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So any of you leeches out there looking for a new business model to get you out of your everyday life, join the club. I've been researching, I've been Googling, and this is mine. No, I haven't put it in any kind of database because I don't want to do that because it looks like it's a lot of effort. And accessible bread in bed for the depressos.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So any of you leeches out there looking for a new business model to get you out of your everyday life, join the club. I've been researching, I've been Googling, and this is mine. No, I haven't put it in any kind of database because I don't want to do that because it looks like it's a lot of effort. And accessible bread in bed for the depressos.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So any of you leeches out there looking for a new business model to get you out of your everyday life, join the club. I've been researching, I've been Googling, and this is mine. No, I haven't put it in any kind of database because I don't want to do that because it looks like it's a lot of effort. And accessible bread in bed for the depressos.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

For the depressives, we shall begin because you know what? On a Monday at 10 a.m. when the emails start, boom, pouring in like the diarrhea that comes after the Saturday night because I don't know what the fuck you did with your intestines, but I bet it began and didn't end with an espresso martini, the tequila kind. You think that's going to go easy on your intestine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

For the depressives, we shall begin because you know what? On a Monday at 10 a.m. when the emails start, boom, pouring in like the diarrhea that comes after the Saturday night because I don't know what the fuck you did with your intestines, but I bet it began and didn't end with an espresso martini, the tequila kind. You think that's going to go easy on your intestine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

For the depressives, we shall begin because you know what? On a Monday at 10 a.m. when the emails start, boom, pouring in like the diarrhea that comes after the Saturday night because I don't know what the fuck you did with your intestines, but I bet it began and didn't end with an espresso martini, the tequila kind. You think that's going to go easy on your intestine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, it's called dumping syndrome. It's got to get it out. Here we are. The emails are pouring in at 10 a.m. OK, OK, let me try and look forward to something for once. No, no, because the first step is acceptance. I've accepted who I am, but I got to spend time with the cat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, it's called dumping syndrome. It's got to get it out. Here we are. The emails are pouring in at 10 a.m. OK, OK, let me try and look forward to something for once. No, no, because the first step is acceptance. I've accepted who I am, but I got to spend time with the cat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, it's called dumping syndrome. It's got to get it out. Here we are. The emails are pouring in at 10 a.m. OK, OK, let me try and look forward to something for once. No, no, because the first step is acceptance. I've accepted who I am, but I got to spend time with the cat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So and I go to the office, her room dilapidated, dilapidated by the neglected track curtains that took a long time and a lot of energy on my behalf to figure out how the fuck it worked. Here we are in the room with my dyad, with, and it doesn't even matter, a comfortable Ikea chair made out of a soft brown leather that is suitable for your ergonomics. This is going to make your Monday better.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So and I go to the office, her room dilapidated, dilapidated by the neglected track curtains that took a long time and a lot of energy on my behalf to figure out how the fuck it worked. Here we are in the room with my dyad, with, and it doesn't even matter, a comfortable Ikea chair made out of a soft brown leather that is suitable for your ergonomics. This is going to make your Monday better.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So and I go to the office, her room dilapidated, dilapidated by the neglected track curtains that took a long time and a lot of energy on my behalf to figure out how the fuck it worked. Here we are in the room with my dyad, with, and it doesn't even matter, a comfortable Ikea chair made out of a soft brown leather that is suitable for your ergonomics. This is going to make your Monday better.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.