Gabby Windey

Get your head out of the gutter at 7 a.m.

They have to get dropped into the water, I say.

They're lucky they didn't end up like the submersible.

I said that like 12 times and nobody laughed.

With all that jewelry and outfits and water shoes and extensions and hair gel, they're going to fall to the bottom of the ocean and probably implode, much like the submersible.

Much of the ocean has yet to be discovered, and I have not none to cite to come face to face with the species that maybe hasn't been studied yet.

I said that nobody laughed.

I would be in a wetsuit for buoyancy purposes.

At least I would.

Boys drop like a bag of bricks due to hours at the gym and too many muscles.

It doesn't lend itself to a fall of the middle of the ocean.

And that's just facts.

It's like military living in bunkers.

Whatever.

And I would maybe trust them to fight for our country if they fought with the same fervor as in the bedroom.

And let me tell you, a twin bunk bed didn't stop them.

I'm pretty sure I said that too and nobody laughed.

Shoes, Jude, Mista.

I love Mista, you guys.

It's in New York.