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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Person
3633 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Is that too much to ask? And speaking of last names, speaking of last names, this conversation is solely for the gays because I know the straights are going to get their panties in a wad. And there's a couple lurking here. And dare I say their fingers on the trigger, let up. You need to be an ally. And this is how you do it. Like and subscribe and send it to your friends and listen up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Is that too much to ask? And speaking of last names, speaking of last names, this conversation is solely for the gays because I know the straights are going to get their panties in a wad. And there's a couple lurking here. And dare I say their fingers on the trigger, let up. You need to be an ally. And this is how you do it. Like and subscribe and send it to your friends and listen up.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Gonna learn you one. But you can maybe fast forward like five minutes because I don't want to offend you. Yes, I do. Because they die for the last name change. Yes. Yes, I need to take his last name. No, I need it. It is mine. He has to pass on his lineage. It's so important to him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Gonna learn you one. But you can maybe fast forward like five minutes because I don't want to offend you. Yes, I do. Because they die for the last name change. Yes. Yes, I need to take his last name. No, I need it. It is mine. He has to pass on his lineage. It's so important to him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Gonna learn you one. But you can maybe fast forward like five minutes because I don't want to offend you. Yes, I do. Because they die for the last name change. Yes. Yes, I need to take his last name. No, I need it. It is mine. He has to pass on his lineage. It's so important to him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He thinks his grandkids are going to give one flying fuck about him for playing an intramural drunk kick football league. This is his lasting imprint on the world. And he needs to have a baby with his last name. And my, my, my whole line of a family tree must be quickly forgotten about. Yeah.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He thinks his grandkids are going to give one flying fuck about him for playing an intramural drunk kick football league. This is his lasting imprint on the world. And he needs to have a baby with his last name. And my, my, my whole line of a family tree must be quickly forgotten about. Yeah.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He thinks his grandkids are going to give one flying fuck about him for playing an intramural drunk kick football league. This is his lasting imprint on the world. And he needs to have a baby with his last name. And my, my, my whole line of a family tree must be quickly forgotten about. Yeah.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Yes, I need a new last name to the man who sniffs my father's underwear, but I cannot confront him because we as women are supposed to be passive and docile and amicable, amiable. Because we as women are supposed to turn the other way when he kisses his mother on the mouth and then kisses my mother on the mouth. This is the man that you want to take his last name. All right, all right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Yes, I need a new last name to the man who sniffs my father's underwear, but I cannot confront him because we as women are supposed to be passive and docile and amicable, amiable. Because we as women are supposed to turn the other way when he kisses his mother on the mouth and then kisses my mother on the mouth. This is the man that you want to take his last name. All right, all right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Yes, I need a new last name to the man who sniffs my father's underwear, but I cannot confront him because we as women are supposed to be passive and docile and amicable, amiable. Because we as women are supposed to turn the other way when he kisses his mother on the mouth and then kisses my mother on the mouth. This is the man that you want to take his last name. All right, all right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Well, you sit on the phone with social security because you so desperately want a new email. I'd rather pluck out my mustache, one fine baby hair by one fine baby hair than change my email. What? Think about, just think about it. That is so much work that you're willingly asking in. But you know what? Like I've said again and again, I support women. So honestly, do whatever the fuck you want.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Well, you sit on the phone with social security because you so desperately want a new email. I'd rather pluck out my mustache, one fine baby hair by one fine baby hair than change my email. What? Think about, just think about it. That is so much work that you're willingly asking in. But you know what? Like I've said again and again, I support women. So honestly, do whatever the fuck you want.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Well, you sit on the phone with social security because you so desperately want a new email. I'd rather pluck out my mustache, one fine baby hair by one fine baby hair than change my email. What? Think about, just think about it. That is so much work that you're willingly asking in. But you know what? Like I've said again and again, I support women. So honestly, do whatever the fuck you want.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern me. And I don't, you think I have one last fiber filled with energy to spare about your last name? I don't. I don't. Take that last name, Mrs. Dickle. That's who you wanna be. That's who I want you to be. What am I supposed to say? Anyways, the institution of marriage. Sometimes I hear from lesbians, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern me. And I don't, you think I have one last fiber filled with energy to spare about your last name? I don't. I don't. Take that last name, Mrs. Dickle. That's who you wanna be. That's who I want you to be. What am I supposed to say? Anyways, the institution of marriage. Sometimes I hear from lesbians, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern me. And I don't, you think I have one last fiber filled with energy to spare about your last name? I don't. I don't. Take that last name, Mrs. Dickle. That's who you wanna be. That's who I want you to be. What am I supposed to say? Anyways, the institution of marriage. Sometimes I hear from lesbians, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't quite even, I love being married. It makes me horny. It turns me on. It makes me feel safe. Oh, marriage is for the insecure as they say. And I get the institution of marriage and the last name thing, obviously. I get the church marriage rooted in the patriarchy. Women cannot have access to this high priesthood. Yes, I've been doing a lot of research on Mormonism.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't quite even, I love being married. It makes me horny. It turns me on. It makes me feel safe. Oh, marriage is for the insecure as they say. And I get the institution of marriage and the last name thing, obviously. I get the church marriage rooted in the patriarchy. Women cannot have access to this high priesthood. Yes, I've been doing a lot of research on Mormonism.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't quite even, I love being married. It makes me horny. It turns me on. It makes me feel safe. Oh, marriage is for the insecure as they say. And I get the institution of marriage and the last name thing, obviously. I get the church marriage rooted in the patriarchy. Women cannot have access to this high priesthood. Yes, I've been doing a lot of research on Mormonism.