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Gabby Windey

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And sometimes I wonder, and sometimes I wonder, why don't the oligarchs, why don't the fascists of our country, why aren't they Mormon? Because the Mormons do have a leg up. They all look the same. with some kind of a mutated beach wave and a reinvented mixture of a soda that used to be called something of a Sylvia Plaths. You guys know what I mean? Do the math, figure it the fuck out.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And sometimes I wonder, and sometimes I wonder, why don't the oligarchs, why don't the fascists of our country, why aren't they Mormon? Because the Mormons do have a leg up. They all look the same. with some kind of a mutated beach wave and a reinvented mixture of a soda that used to be called something of a Sylvia Plaths. You guys know what I mean? Do the math, figure it the fuck out.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And sometimes I wonder, and sometimes I wonder, why don't the oligarchs, why don't the fascists of our country, why aren't they Mormon? Because the Mormons do have a leg up. They all look the same. with some kind of a mutated beach wave and a reinvented mixture of a soda that used to be called something of a Sylvia Plaths. You guys know what I mean? Do the math, figure it the fuck out.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You know, you wanted to talk about with your parents. With your parents, because you're on a family vacation, which a family vacation is a road trip to the KOA, mind you, which is free and you're sleeping on the ground. Yeah, dad, sure, we took a family vacation. He says, well, we used to drive up to the mountains all the time. My point, my point exactly.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You know, you wanted to talk about with your parents. With your parents, because you're on a family vacation, which a family vacation is a road trip to the KOA, mind you, which is free and you're sleeping on the ground. Yeah, dad, sure, we took a family vacation. He says, well, we used to drive up to the mountains all the time. My point, my point exactly.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You know, you wanted to talk about with your parents. With your parents, because you're on a family vacation, which a family vacation is a road trip to the KOA, mind you, which is free and you're sleeping on the ground. Yeah, dad, sure, we took a family vacation. He says, well, we used to drive up to the mountains all the time. My point, my point exactly.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

A family vacation, a relaxing time isn't coming head to head with a grizzly. Never have. Thank God. And I never will. Anyways, on your family vacation, we're lower middle class. We're going to have fine dining at the Taco Bell. Please. Still one of my favorite restaurants to this day. And you're going to make yourself a mix of the Pepsi and the orange Fanta and the Sprite. And what is that called?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

A family vacation, a relaxing time isn't coming head to head with a grizzly. Never have. Thank God. And I never will. Anyways, on your family vacation, we're lower middle class. We're going to have fine dining at the Taco Bell. Please. Still one of my favorite restaurants to this day. And you're going to make yourself a mix of the Pepsi and the orange Fanta and the Sprite. And what is that called?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

A family vacation, a relaxing time isn't coming head to head with a grizzly. Never have. Thank God. And I never will. Anyways, on your family vacation, we're lower middle class. We're going to have fine dining at the Taco Bell. Please. Still one of my favorite restaurants to this day. And you're going to make yourself a mix of the Pepsi and the orange Fanta and the Sprite. And what is that called?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Like a Sylvia pot. Anyways, the Mormons have reinvented this with their soda shops. The church marriage, the evangelical Christians, aren't they all evangelical? I don't know. I'm not here to take heed. I'm here to talk shit. Leave me alone. Let me breathe. I get that. I get that. We don't want the whole, the one man has to give me away to another man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Like a Sylvia pot. Anyways, the Mormons have reinvented this with their soda shops. The church marriage, the evangelical Christians, aren't they all evangelical? I don't know. I'm not here to take heed. I'm here to talk shit. Leave me alone. Let me breathe. I get that. I get that. We don't want the whole, the one man has to give me away to another man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Like a Sylvia pot. Anyways, the Mormons have reinvented this with their soda shops. The church marriage, the evangelical Christians, aren't they all evangelical? I don't know. I'm not here to take heed. I'm here to talk shit. Leave me alone. Let me breathe. I get that. I get that. We don't want the whole, the one man has to give me away to another man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I understand the patriarchal of things, but what I don't understand is that I love commitment. Marriage is for the insecurities. Excuse me? You're sounding pretty insecure to me. Smelt it, dealt it, pot and kettle. Why don't you take a look in the mirrors, sir?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I understand the patriarchal of things, but what I don't understand is that I love commitment. Marriage is for the insecurities. Excuse me? You're sounding pretty insecure to me. Smelt it, dealt it, pot and kettle. Why don't you take a look in the mirrors, sir?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I understand the patriarchal of things, but what I don't understand is that I love commitment. Marriage is for the insecurities. Excuse me? You're sounding pretty insecure to me. Smelt it, dealt it, pot and kettle. Why don't you take a look in the mirrors, sir?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Why don't you take a look in the mirror, sir, because it takes a lot of security to do what I'm doing, to put your whole self aside and have enough confidence that you can love another fully, even though she's the most cultured, wisest, hottest, smartest, funniest person you've ever met, but you have to know it doesn't make you less. No, because you want to settle for a dud. D-U-D. Three letters.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Why don't you take a look in the mirror, sir, because it takes a lot of security to do what I'm doing, to put your whole self aside and have enough confidence that you can love another fully, even though she's the most cultured, wisest, hottest, smartest, funniest person you've ever met, but you have to know it doesn't make you less. No, because you want to settle for a dud. D-U-D. Three letters.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Why don't you take a look in the mirror, sir, because it takes a lot of security to do what I'm doing, to put your whole self aside and have enough confidence that you can love another fully, even though she's the most cultured, wisest, hottest, smartest, funniest person you've ever met, but you have to know it doesn't make you less. No, because you want to settle for a dud. D-U-D. Three letters.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

As many brain cells as he has in his head. And you're going to take his last name. At least you believe in the institution of marriage, I guess. You can't win. You can't win. Because did I just unravel my whole argument? I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Because if marriage is for the insecures, then aren't we all a little insecure?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

As many brain cells as he has in his head. And you're going to take his last name. At least you believe in the institution of marriage, I guess. You can't win. You can't win. Because did I just unravel my whole argument? I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Because if marriage is for the insecures, then aren't we all a little insecure?