Gabe Whaley
speaker
143 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2025
last heard 30 Sep
Gabe Whaley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Good morning, everyone.
My name is Gabe.
I'm a traveling car salesman.
So today, I'm here to sell you the keys to this car, this beautiful vintage PT Cruiser.
I'm told it's got turbo.
Look, it's a work of art.
Trust me.
Now, when I say that I'm selling the keys to this car, I really mean it.
I have 5,000 of these keys, and every single last one of them works to that car.
You click the key fob once, it unlocks the door.
You click it twice, it starts the engine.
If you buy any one of these 5,000 keys from me, naturally you get access to the car, but so do 4,999 other people.
Whatever happens beyond that is not necessarily my problem.
Like I said, I'm just a car salesman.
So you're probably wondering at this point, like, is this real?
Is this guy just making this stuff up?
Well, it is real.
My name is Gabe, and I'm actually the founder of an art collective based in New York City called Mischief.
Mischief is a bit of a difficult beast to explain, and I'm not going to even try to describe it.
Let me give you a couple examples to help paint that picture or confuse you even further.
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