Gabriel Iglesias
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
If they want to waste their money suing me, I'd recommend they don't do that.
But that's their choice.
And that'd be a problem because?
All right.
So a high school football player.
OK.
Just having big sleepovers with them.
Cover up your ears for just one second.
Whenever someone says I have no reason to lie to you, I always go, I feel like I'm lying.
No, because you're saying it in a special, fancy way.
That's the news.
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Zip it, cunts.
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Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
Make some fucking noise, huh?