Gabriel Iglesias
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Podcast Appearances
No, I never have either.
Or call down and ask for it.
Because, you know, they always have that thing.
Forget these important things you need.
We can bring you a razor.
We can bring you slippers and paper.
Decaf.
And I'll be like, weirdest thing, I had one regular and three fuck-off pussies.
What did you guys have?
And I didn't appreciate the sassy label.
What brand is this?
Yeah, because you're not drinking it for taste when it's out of that tiny thing that you're filling with bathroom water.
See, I hate coffee.
I hate that whole situation because it goes so quickly from what would you like and then you speak up and then suddenly you're the one who feels like you're putting someone out.
Well, now I can't believe anything you say.
And we're like, but let's lose Barry.
Yeah.
I feel like what food is not safe around you right now.
I don't even recognize the song without hearing what the fuck or someone screaming in the middle of it.
Yeah, what the fuck?