Gabriel Mizrahi

And it's basically an unlawful detainer case between a landlord and a tenant. So an eviction, basically. They brought in, I want to say, 50 jurors, knowing, I think, that a bunch would be dismissed because people have strong opinions about this stuff. And the defendant, the tenant, is representing himself. Just looks like very average white guy, slicked back hair, thick rimmed glasses.

And it's basically an unlawful detainer case between a landlord and a tenant. So an eviction, basically. They brought in, I want to say, 50 jurors, knowing, I think, that a bunch would be dismissed because people have strong opinions about this stuff. And the defendant, the tenant, is representing himself. Just looks like very average white guy, slicked back hair, thick rimmed glasses.

And it's basically an unlawful detainer case between a landlord and a tenant. So an eviction, basically. They brought in, I want to say, 50 jurors, knowing, I think, that a bunch would be dismissed because people have strong opinions about this stuff. And the defendant, the tenant, is representing himself. Just looks like very average white guy, slicked back hair, thick rimmed glasses.

He's wearing the worst tie I've ever seen in my life. So he's colorblind or something. He just kind of looks vaguely confused and you could already feel the jurors wheels turning. What does this mean? What does that say about him? Do we feel bad for this guy or should we be kind of impressed that he's representing himself? Is this going to be a total shit show? Unclear.

He's wearing the worst tie I've ever seen in my life. So he's colorblind or something. He just kind of looks vaguely confused and you could already feel the jurors wheels turning. What does this mean? What does that say about him? Do we feel bad for this guy or should we be kind of impressed that he's representing himself? Is this going to be a total shit show? Unclear.

He's wearing the worst tie I've ever seen in my life. So he's colorblind or something. He just kind of looks vaguely confused and you could already feel the jurors wheels turning. What does this mean? What does that say about him? Do we feel bad for this guy or should we be kind of impressed that he's representing himself? Is this going to be a total shit show? Unclear.

The plaintiff and the landlord, I believe a Latino woman who owns the building where this guy is living. She has an attorney and their backs are facing the jury pool so we can't see them. But the attorney turns around and it's the woman I almost hit on.

The plaintiff and the landlord, I believe a Latino woman who owns the building where this guy is living. She has an attorney and their backs are facing the jury pool so we can't see them. But the attorney turns around and it's the woman I almost hit on.

The plaintiff and the landlord, I believe a Latino woman who owns the building where this guy is living. She has an attorney and their backs are facing the jury pool so we can't see them. But the attorney turns around and it's the woman I almost hit on.

That would, it was like 375, but that would have been awkward. And also, yeah, what would have happened? Would they have to automatically dismiss you because you have a previous relationship?

That would, it was like 375, but that would have been awkward. And also, yeah, what would have happened? Would they have to automatically dismiss you because you have a previous relationship?

That would, it was like 375, but that would have been awkward. And also, yeah, what would have happened? Would they have to automatically dismiss you because you have a previous relationship?

But you know what's funny? Everyone wants to get out of jury duty. And so people are always like, do I do the Larry David thing and just say, I'm a flagrant racist, your honor, and then get dismissed? Or do I tell them that I have previous experience with this? No, the answer is just hit on council on both sides and then you're eliminated. It was so funny.

But you know what's funny? Everyone wants to get out of jury duty. And so people are always like, do I do the Larry David thing and just say, I'm a flagrant racist, your honor, and then get dismissed? Or do I tell them that I have previous experience with this? No, the answer is just hit on council on both sides and then you're eliminated. It was so funny.

But you know what's funny? Everyone wants to get out of jury duty. And so people are always like, do I do the Larry David thing and just say, I'm a flagrant racist, your honor, and then get dismissed? Or do I tell them that I have previous experience with this? No, the answer is just hit on council on both sides and then you're eliminated. It was so funny.

It felt like an episode of Grey's Anatomy or something like, what is this twist? Anyway, the judge gives us the instructions, and one of them is, if you run into the defendant or the plaintiff or a counselor, please do not talk to them. Oh, jeez. And if you do talk to them, they're not going to respond. He goes way out of his way. He was so nice.

It felt like an episode of Grey's Anatomy or something like, what is this twist? Anyway, the judge gives us the instructions, and one of them is, if you run into the defendant or the plaintiff or a counselor, please do not talk to them. Oh, jeez. And if you do talk to them, they're not going to respond. He goes way out of his way. He was so nice.

It felt like an episode of Grey's Anatomy or something like, what is this twist? Anyway, the judge gives us the instructions, and one of them is, if you run into the defendant or the plaintiff or a counselor, please do not talk to them. Oh, jeez. And if you do talk to them, they're not going to respond. He goes way out of his way. He was so nice.

He was like, it's not because they don't want to talk to you. I'm sure they would love to talk to you. It's because they're not allowed to talk to you. And in my head, I'm like, you think, Your Honor? You think you want to talk to me? Yes. If you were allowed to, hypothetically, think I could get a date with the plaintiff?

He was like, it's not because they don't want to talk to you. I'm sure they would love to talk to you. It's because they're not allowed to talk to you. And in my head, I'm like, you think, Your Honor? You think you want to talk to me? Yes. If you were allowed to, hypothetically, think I could get a date with the plaintiff?