Gabriel Mizrahi

He was like, it's not because they don't want to talk to you. I'm sure they would love to talk to you. It's because they're not allowed to talk to you. And in my head, I'm like, you think, Your Honor? You think you want to talk to me? Yes. If you were allowed to, hypothetically, think I could get a date with the plaintiff?

And then, of course, I'm sitting there because I'm always working on stories. I'm imagining what's going to happen if we get in the elevator together later. And I'm like, this would be a great opening to a movie or a show. Like two people hit it off and then they end up in a trial together and neither of them says anything. It's just funny. So they begin voir dire, jury selection.

And then, of course, I'm sitting there because I'm always working on stories. I'm imagining what's going to happen if we get in the elevator together later. And I'm like, this would be a great opening to a movie or a show. Like two people hit it off and then they end up in a trial together and neither of them says anything. It's just funny. So they begin voir dire, jury selection.

And then, of course, I'm sitting there because I'm always working on stories. I'm imagining what's going to happen if we get in the elevator together later. And I'm like, this would be a great opening to a movie or a show. Like two people hit it off and then they end up in a trial together and neither of them says anything. It's just funny. So they begin voir dire, jury selection.

And this woman, the lawyer, is...

And this woman, the lawyer, is...

And this woman, the lawyer, is...

one of the best lawyers i've ever seen in action she's super confident but also friendly and very dynamic she's really good with the jury they haven't even started trying the case yet and she is already winning everyone over it was actually inspiring to watch and basically i'm trying not to stare at this woman for the rest of one year because i don't want to be inappropriate or like throw her off her game but we do lock eyes a couple of times and i'm like bruh if i get dismissed i'm

one of the best lawyers i've ever seen in action she's super confident but also friendly and very dynamic she's really good with the jury they haven't even started trying the case yet and she is already winning everyone over it was actually inspiring to watch and basically i'm trying not to stare at this woman for the rest of one year because i don't want to be inappropriate or like throw her off her game but we do lock eyes a couple of times and i'm like bruh if i get dismissed i'm

one of the best lawyers i've ever seen in action she's super confident but also friendly and very dynamic she's really good with the jury they haven't even started trying the case yet and she is already winning everyone over it was actually inspiring to watch and basically i'm trying not to stare at this woman for the rest of one year because i don't want to be inappropriate or like throw her off her game but we do lock eyes a couple of times and i'm like bruh if i get dismissed i'm

Can I talk to you by the vending machine or something? Like, what are the rules? Or do I need to go on Hinge and set my radius to one mile from the address of the house your client is evicting this guy from? What's the move here, you know?

Can I talk to you by the vending machine or something? Like, what are the rules? Or do I need to go on Hinge and set my radius to one mile from the address of the house your client is evicting this guy from? What's the move here, you know?

Can I talk to you by the vending machine or something? Like, what are the rules? Or do I need to go on Hinge and set my radius to one mile from the address of the house your client is evicting this guy from? What's the move here, you know?

And then he'll grab it for you off LexisNexis or something like that. That is hilarious. I did not think you were going to Dark Jordan matchmake me.

And then he'll grab it for you off LexisNexis or something like that. That is hilarious. I did not think you were going to Dark Jordan matchmake me.

And then he'll grab it for you off LexisNexis or something like that. That is hilarious. I did not think you were going to Dark Jordan matchmake me.

Yeah, exactly. I guess I'm getting my Emperor's Cloud Mist at the Starbucks on Civic Center Drive from now on. Anyway, so I have to tell you, though, there were some funny moments during voir dire. So first of all, endless questioning of the jurors. It took all afternoon and half of the second day to select a jury.

Yeah, exactly. I guess I'm getting my Emperor's Cloud Mist at the Starbucks on Civic Center Drive from now on. Anyway, so I have to tell you, though, there were some funny moments during voir dire. So first of all, endless questioning of the jurors. It took all afternoon and half of the second day to select a jury.

Yeah, exactly. I guess I'm getting my Emperor's Cloud Mist at the Starbucks on Civic Center Drive from now on. Anyway, so I have to tell you, though, there were some funny moments during voir dire. So first of all, endless questioning of the jurors. It took all afternoon and half of the second day to select a jury.

for this case that they said would definitely wrap up by friday people on this jury went on about their lives and their stories they want to know what's your name what's your occupation what part of town do you live in do you live with any adults are those people landlords or lawyers, or do they work in the legal profession? Stuff that might bias you in some way.